There should be a contest for best Seattle man-bun! We'll line up the finalists and EXECUTE EVERY LAST ONE OF THESE PANTY WAISTS.

Well I saw you walking around with a moist nutsack, so.

I thought that's what the hair dryer at the gym was FOR. Whoops.

I despise man-buns. I despise them almost as much as I despise white people with dreadlocks. Ugh, seriously?! These are "sensitive" types. Blecch!

Wassup The Stranger, Smashy Brick dev here. WHO IS DIS AND HOW DO U KNOW ME LOL