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FRI
FEB 10, 2012
Everything Is Terrible!

Everything Is Terrible! is the video collective adored for its bizarre and beguiling video mashups, forever found online at www.everythingisterrible.com. Tonight, they bring their brand-new feature-length creation to Central Cinema. Doggie Woggiez! Poochie Woochiez! finds the EIT! crew upping their conceptual game, crafting a remake of Alejandro Jodorowsky’s 1973 cult film The Holy Mountain using only dog-related found footage. I can guarantee you’ve never seen Alpo commercials and Air Bud outtakes put together like this before. (Central Cinema, 1411 21st Ave, www.central-cinema.com, 7 and 10 pm, $10 adv/$12 DOS, late show 21+)

Dancing on the Valentine

Jenny George was a teenager when she battled leukemia (and won!), and she partially credits Duran Duran for her victory—their music was all she listened to throughout the exhaustive treatments. To thank the band and celebrate her life (her birthday is on Valentine’s Day), George throws the annual Dancing on the Valentine party, a Duran Duran cover night featuring some of the Northwest’s favorite musicians, with all proceeds going to the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. This year’s edition features performances by John Roderick, Fly Moon Royalty, Noddy, and more, along with a raffle of signed Duran Duran memorabilia. (Crocodile, 2200 Second Ave, www.thecrocodile.com, 8 pm, $15, 21+)

SAT
FEB 11, 2012
‘Pollen and Paint: Laib, Homer, and the Natural World’

In early 2001, for just a couple of months, the skylights were opened on the cavernous underground rooms at the Henry Art Gallery and the sun shone down on one work of art especially: a rectangle of glowing orange pollen, painstakingly collected from hazelnut trees by the artist Wolfgang Laib. People just stared, taking it in as if it were radiating nutrition. Now, the German artist’s piece goes back on view, paired with another work made 125 years earlier, Winslow Homer’s late 19th-century painting An Adirondack Lake, also from the Henry’s collection. The painted scene is set at dusk, when the light is unreal. (Henry Art Gallery, 4100 15th Ave NE, www.henryart.org, 11 am–4 pm, $10)

SUN
FEB 12, 2012
Free Bike Tune-Ups! HELPFULNESS
Free Bike Tune-Ups!

Like an eco-friendly Justice League, DubSea Bikes is a nonprofit collective of eight local organizations (including Bike Works, Cascade Bicycle Club, and the King County Food & Fitness Initiative) intent on spreading the velocipede love in low-income and bike-shop-less districts. Their main MO is to give free tune-ups to anyone with a two-wheeler, and today they’re doing it at the White Center Food Bank, so bring a donation (you don’t have to, but do you really want to give cyclists a worse reputation?). Sadly, DubSea can’t work miracles, so if your ride’s totally screwed, they’ll refer you to a bike shop. (White Center Food Bank, 10829 Eighth Ave SW, 860-1432, 2–4 pm, free)

MON
FEB 13, 2012
‘Pina’ DANCE/FILM
‘Pina’

The late choreographer Pina Bausch was not just any great choreographer—not just technically demanding, not just an inspiration to earth’s most incredible dance artists, not just a maker of movements that seem completely normal and totally unfamiliar at the same time. Her combination of dance and theater was one of the 20th century’s great revelations. And Wim Wenders’s film tribute to her is visceral. It’s 3-D. You feel the dancers punch themselves in the gut, fall to the ground, dive through each other’s arms. This is in the running for the best dance movie ever made. (Cinerama; 2100 Fourth Ave; www.seattlecinerama.com; 10:45 am, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:30 pm; $13–$15)

TUE
FEB 14, 2012
Macrina Valentine Cookies

Love is fleeting. You’ll have 15 sexual partners in your lifetime, according to the Centers for Disease Control. Chances are you’ll get married, and odds are you’ll end up divorced. But there’s one love that will never leave you: your mouth. Sure, it’s got its downsides—spreading rabies and off-key singing—but it also smooches, eats, and makes you sound smart sometimes. Today, give it some love in the form of a quarter-inch-thick brown-sugar shortbread cookie from Macrina Bakery—a treat bigger than an ox’s heart and so buttery delicious you’ll tongue a mirror in gratitude. (Macrina Bakery & Cafe, 2408 First Ave, 448-4032, 7 am–6 pm, $3.75)

WED
FEB 15, 2012
‘I Am My Own Wife’

Charlotte von Mahlsdorf is the world-famous German transvestite who survived the Nazi and Communist regimes in women’s clothing. Doug Wright’s Pulitzer-winning script for one actor is based on his conversations with von Mahlsdorf, who clobbered her father to death with a rolling pin, had a job clearing out the apartments of deported Jews, and started a “museum of everyday objects” that became a center of gravity for the East Berlin gay scene. Performed by Nick Garrison, directed by Jerry Manning. (Seattle Repertory Theatre, 155 Mercer St, www.seattlerep.org, 7:30 pm, $45)

THU
FEB 16, 2012
‘Through the Olive Trees’

Abbas Kiarostami’s Through the Olive Trees is one of the peaks of the Iranian new wave movement, which began around 1987 and ended in 2006. The movie is about a young and poor laborer who falls in love with a young and middle-class student. The laborer spends the entire film following the educated woman and making big promises—if they marry, he will be a good husband, he will give her all the intellectual freedom she needs, he will do all the work and she all of the reading. The ending of this film is, for me, the greatest ending in all of cinema. (Northwest Film Forum, 1515 12th Ave, www.nwfilmforum.org, 8 pm, $10)

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