God bless the U.S.A., where headlines like that are a Constitutional right. Trent wants to know: “What songs do you like to dedicate to super-greedy CEO assholes?” He can only think of five off the top of his head, and none of them seem quite right.

Christopher Frizzelle was The Stranger's print editor, and first joined the staff in 2003. He was the editor-in-chief from 2007 to 2016, and edited the story by Eli Sanders that won a 2012 Pulitzer...