These days the Prayer Warrior, Ken Hutcherson, writes me a lot less often than used to. But I still get the occasional letter, and this one provides a noteworthy, if typically obscure, health update.

Friday, 16 January 2009
Dear Prayer Warriors,
Next week I will be in Alabama speaking at a conference and a couple of churches. Please pray for safe travels and that the Lord will be glorified throughout all these events.
On January 26 I will be going back to the doctor to talk about the timeline for starting a treatment plan. I will know more of the particulars after the appointment on the 26th. Please be praying that God will blow us away with what He is going to do with this situation. He is still sovereign!

Perhaps God will blow him away. God does that to 50 million people a year, give or take, why not Hutch?
I don’t know. If something happened to Pastor Hutch, it would seriously make me question God’s sovereignty. Isn’t Pastor Hutch, like, even better than God?
It’s okay Ken, it’s just a couple quick shots, one in each cheek of your ass, and you’ll be up and going again in no time.
if there is a god, i doubt he likes you very much, hutch. so maybe you should pray there isn’t one.
“He is still sovereign! “
hmmmm…..It almost sounds like dear Hutch might have some doubts?
I can maybe see why: All those years of preaching, and they still can’t get out of the gym. Casey and Wendy have TWO churches AND a helicopter. What’s Hutch doing wrong?
Every time Hutch says a prayer Jesus rolls his eyes, says to St Peter and John the Baptist “You guys let me know when that fat douchebag is finished”, and cranks up Judas Priest on his iPod.
I wanna buttfuck that guy
so what does reverend hutch think of prezz-elect obama?
Rev. Hutcherson is a Christian Patriot who has made moving and eloquent appearances on John Carlson’s program on KVI. You Marxist homosexual fools would be wise to heed his words, repent your lifestyle, and then put on the uniform of your country and serve it in Iraq!
@5 Hutch has been kicked out the LW gym. He now has service at the SDA church gym since they (SDA) worship on Saturdays. He had to go to 3 services to try and keep enough people coming to fill the tithing baskets!
@8 Hutch told his flock to vote for McCain/Palin because of Obama’s views on Gays and rights for all.
Please pray for safe travels and that the Lord will be glorified throughout all these events.
It would be kind of cool if The Lord smote Hutch’s plane from the sky.
The Reverend Hutchinson is such a drama queen, the “treatment” is probably for an ingrown toenail.
Dear Prayer Warriors,
Please pray that god will go back in time to Jan. 20, 2001, find the guy becoming the next POTUS, and crush him with something really heavy. Oh, and glory and sovereignty and all that…
He’s being treated for a serious case of Envy Rash. The slightest mention of Rick Warren being elevated to national prominence, and the feverish pustules break out all over again.
Rush provides the answer! I’m guessing it’s along the euphemistic lines of “self-inflicted wound”.
Or maybe he’s deep in depression over his student out-megachurching the master?