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And OF COURSE there are no stock photos of black llamas. stockphoto mania/Shutterstock

The internets went nuts today over two llamas that escaped from somewhere in Arizona, leading police on a chase that was broadcast live by a helicopter.

This happened:

Then this happened:

And finally:

So as not to let this “teachable moment” go unused: Suppose this had occurred in Seattle. And suppose the police were accused of treating the black llama differently than the white llama during this whole llama chase. Here’s the latest on the flawed accountability system we’d be relying on in order to find out what happened and achieve llama justice.