I went on CNN's Reliable Sources this weekend to talk about Ben Carson's recent, idiotic comments with host Brian Stelter.

I wore a jacket over the shirt I slept in. It was early. And check out the bags under my eyes! Holy crap. If I don't start getting more sleep, I'm going to have to start bathing in the blood of virgins. Anyway, lots like this from straight right-wingers this morning....

You disgusting cum swilling piece of shit. You and your buddies will always be faggot degenerates that need to be culled. Fuck off.

...and some like this from my fellow queers:

I don't give a single fuck about Dan Savage

Mash notes from straight haters come via e-mail from AOL accounts—invariably—while the mash notes from not-a-single-fuck-giving queers come via Twitter. Progress! (In all fairness to Not Give A Single Fuck: That tweet might not have directed at my remarks about Ben Carson. It could just be about my general overall suckiness.)

UPDATE: I couldn't resist writing back to the guy with the AOL account. Our exchange is... after the jump.

You disgusting cum swilling piece of shit. You and your buddies will always be faggot degenerates that need to be culled. Fuck off.

You still on AOL? That's cute.

Thats the best you have asshole?

Well, I'm not sure what the correct response is to a threat like this, J. It's not covered in my edition of Emily Post.

Gonna hit me with your purse?

Sure, J, if that's what you're into.