She appears to be reading. So she wrote this stuff down. These aren’t extemporaneous remarks. They’re premeditated. She actually meant to say, “Only in an Orwellian Obama world full of sprinkly fairy dust blown from atop a unicorn as he’s peeking through a really pretty pink kaleidoscope would he ever see victory or safety of America or Israel in this treaty.”

Thanks again, John McCain.


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