A friend of mine stumbled across this Tumblr that I thought would be right up your alley: thingsmydickdoes.tumblr.com. It's the secret life of what a guy's dick does while he's asleep and it's very funny indeed. If you post it on Slog could you leave me, the tipper, anonymous?

My Friend's Tumblr

I'm posting MFT's letter as the SLLOTD because I'm on an airplane, my battery is almost dead, there are no outlets at the seats, and the WifI is on this flight is spotty. A word of warning to readers: I wasn't able to check out the Tumblr MFT is plugging because I'm pretty sure the person sitting to my right doesn't want to see what MFT's friend's dick gets up to when MFT's friend is asleep. So caveat clicktor, kids.