It's spreading explosively in the Americas, there's no vaccine, there's no treatment, there's no cure, it's carried by mosquitoes, it may be sexually transmissible, four million people could be infected by Christmas, at least one case has already been confirmed in New York, it's linked to crippling brain damage in newborns, women who are or may become pregnant, aka "almost all women," are being advised to stay out of affected countries... and only Canada and Chile, for some reason, are going to spared.

Read it and freak.