Marshawn Lynch is out of here.
Marshawn Lynch is out of here. lev radin / Shutterstock.com

Marshawn Lynch Says Goodbye with a Tweet Depicting Shoes: "Lynch’s time in Seattle is over — the star running back announced his retirement on Twitter on Sunday night during the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl."

You Know What Else Happened During the Super Bowl? This.

Beyonce's Seattle Tour Date Is May 18: She will play at CenturyLink Field. "Pre-sale for CenturyLink starts on Feb. 15 and tickets go on sale for the general public on Feb. 22," reports King 5 News.

You Heard About the Woman Performing Only the Women's Parts from the Top 10 Most-Produced Plays in America, Right? Here is the review by Rich Smith that started all the hubbub.

Here Is the Part Where Samuel French Tried to Shut Down the Show an Hour Before Curtain: Yes, they'd read Rich's review.

Listen to the Voicemail from Samuel French Yourself! Right here in this piece published this morning that also describes exactly what happened at the performance over the weekend. The show did go on.

There Was a Fatal Shooting in Mount Vernon Last Night: "A 22-year-old man was shot to death."

"Toothless Car Thief Wanted for Hit-and-Run Crash in Bremerton": I don't know what the guy's teeth have to do with it, but that's a headline on KOMO this morning. After crossing into oncoming traffic, "the man in the Civic ran off into the woods to the east. Police say he's white, in his 20s with slim build and dark, curly hair with no teeth."

Speaking of Weird Hit-and-Runs: In Bellevue over the weekend, "witnesses said a man was struck and injured by a Jeep. They said the driver got out and struggled with the injured man, forcing the protesting victim — who apparently could not walk — into his car and then drove off."

Whoa, We're Going to Have a Week of Gorgeous Weather: Tomorrow is supposed to be 60 degrees.


ICYMI: Marco Rubio had a malfunction during Saturday night's debate.

ICYMI II: Beyonce has hot sauce in her bag. Sorry not sorry.