Dear Jeff,
Whoa! What the heck happened with that New York Times article, man? Did you guys forget to give them all free Prime memberships or what? No offense, but I’ve seen more flattering articles about me and the Cruise-meister general.
Real talk though: What you’re doing over there is important, not just from a books perspective (P.S. Dianetics is still #8 in Religion & Spirituality > Other Religions, Practices & Sacred Texts—gunning for #1 but thanks, bro!) but in terms of shaping worker expectations. In all candor, the kind of stuff you’re getting a hard time for is exactly what all these hellfire-breathing SPs have been giving me all these years for Sea Org. I always tell them the same thing: Is the work easy? No. Is it fun? No. Am I sorry? I literally don’t know the meaning of the word. I had my assistant type it just now—that’s how much I don’t even know what it means. And neither should you…