Watch the magical Negroes heal Matthew McConaughey from his wounds that he received while badassing his way into exile.
Enjoy this film, White People, and, yes, you are white, because this movie was definitely made for you and I’m not sure why anybody nonwhite would want to watch it. Learn about the darkest period of our nation’s history through the eyes of Matthew McConaughey. Watch Matthew McConaughey fight, run, lead, and cry, and know that you would never have been the racist caricatures that Matthew McConaughey fought, and you would also never have been the helpless, mostly silent, and always suffering black people whom Matthew McConaughey fought for. You would have been Matthew McConaughey – badass, greasy-haired Matthew McConaughey. Feel good about that…