Seattle’s best and only lesbian bar continues its three-day indoor/outdoor Pride blowout with a day of inspired fuckery, hosted by the Pho Bang bitches Ursula Android and Jackie Hell and featuring the crowd-pleasing musical stylings of Ms. Led, the Charming Snakes, and the amazing Leslie & the Lys. (The Wildrose, 1021 E Pike St. 1 pm—2 am, $12.)

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...