Thank God I am free! No longer must I endure the constant retelling of the "Uncircumcised Penis Incident." Who wants to hear your pathetic whining about your ex all day? Clearly she humiliated you publicly when she announced your penis made her sick at that party. But little did I realize that I was there to give you your penis back so you could fuck that nasty bitch again! May I suggest that the next time she castrates you, go pay a shrink. It's not fair to make the next poor girl you find feel responsible for your unresolved foreskin issues.