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I, Anonymous

Pig Fucker

Steven Weissman

You spineless, sneaky, lowlife, ignorant, godless piece of shit. Vandalizing the artwork around town, what a big person. Sneaking around at night, so scared of being seen, and mindlessly tearing up the pigs on display. For no good reason other than your balls must be so shriveled up that you are mad at society. You are racist. Show us who you are. Why don't you post your mother's address in the next issue so we can all take turns violating her while you watch? You better hope I never see you in action. I would love to beat your fucking ass, pull out your rotten teeth, take your clothes off, and strap you to one of your vandalized pigs. You suck, you pig fucker.

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