Kelly O

Every time I go to Glazer's Camera—and I have to wait 45 minutes for the old dude in the frickin' khaki vest and the gimongous (and extremely phallic) Canon EOS-1D Mark III with the EF 400mm f/2.8L IS USM Super Telephoto Zoom dangling around his neck to get done endlessly racket-jawing—every time this happens, I wonder WTF he's shooting with that $13,000 setup. Sailboats? Flowers? Professional sports? The real sport photography is shooting this column every week. When that guy falls and smacks his face on the dance floor in the karaoke room at Ozzie's in Queen Anne—who gets that shot? Who? I do. That's all I'm sayin'.

Eric says, "Go big, or go home!" He will receive one cab voucher and a DOTW T-shirt. KELLY O