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My raison d'etre is raisins.

TMI

  • What helps you sleep?: Booze
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Paul McCartney
  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Dutch heritage
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Billy Liar
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: "loose" for "lose"

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9:17 PM yesterday Fnarf commented on SPD Investigating Another Bullethole-Ridden Target Left on Capitol Hill.
@12, he's a "private gun seller" which is another way of saying "kook". And the shooting range was mentioned in the real estate listing. Apparently the building comes with a two-bedroom apartment above, which is the scungiest I've ever seen in a while. The facade has been stripped off, unfortunately; I wouldn't have minded having one of those giant Olde West letters or even one of the plywood pistols.
4:56 PM yesterday Fnarf commented on Link's Train Is Like a Cheetah Chasing a Gazelle?.
The gazelle is a Dodge Ram 1500 Big Horn that's just turned left onto the tracks while the driver is feeling around on the floor for his phone which he just dropped. If the train driver can catch him he wins a commemorative pin for his cap.
4:37 PM yesterday Fnarf commented on SPD Investigating Another Bullethole-Ridden Target Left on Capitol Hill.
Maybe it's the kook who recently bought Butch's Guns. I didn't realize until recently that they have a single-lane shooting range in the basement.
4:27 PM yesterday Fnarf commented on Mark Driscoll Addresses Recent Criticisms of Mars Hill Church.
The bridge is out, and the gravy train is headed into the ravine.

Time to take the last true believers to Guyana, Mark.
4:11 PM yesterday Fnarf commented on Interview with The Stranger's New Managing Editor, Kathleen Richards.
Oh, and on the cookie front: Buy some nasty dollar store brand and let the bag sit open in your apartment for a month before bringing them in. For milk, fill a 2% milk carton with buttermilk. He'll stop asking.
4:03 PM yesterday Fnarf commented on Interview with The Stranger's New Managing Editor, Kathleen Richards.
To expand upon @2, don't touch anything in the office that you didn't personally bring into the office, and don't even touch them if another Stranger employee has touched it. In particular, avoid the fridge, the coffeepot, and the bathroom. It's OK to collect your documents off the printer, but use latex gloves (I believe Bethany has a box of gloves you can use). Don't plug anything worth more than $5 into any electrical outlet.

Don't sit in that chair. Not that one either.

Don't look at Nipper for more than two seconds or he will write a blog post about how you're coming on to him. Don't pass within six feet of Charles's desk or it will topple over on you. Never take Christopher up on his offer to "see some pictures from my party this weekend". If Paul visits your desk, it's only because he wants to leave a stack of terrible free books with you. Never give Dan any indication that you are aware of his presence or even his existence. Don't let Kelly vomit in your trash can no matter how nicely she asks.

Do not accept gifts of food from anyone; they probably contain poo or dead mice (or live insects).
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2:02 PM yesterday Fnarf commented on Interview with The Stranger's New Managing Editor, Kathleen Richards.
Lake Merritt is a treasure. Welcome to The Stranger! Beware, though; some of the commenters on Slog are very sick motherfuckers indeed -- deeply warped and damaged individuals with chips on their shoulders and bile in their veins. Like me, for instance.
11:53 AM yesterday Fnarf commented on Here Are Washington State's New "Driving While High" Commercials.
Yesterday I saw an ad for Hennessey cognac about a land speed record driver. Apparently Hennessey makes you drive really fast.
Jul 20 Fnarf commented on The Sunday Morning News.
@1, they've used the victims' credit cards, too. Drunken rebels shoveling body parts into plastic bags and leaving them by the side of the road while the real investigators are warned away with gunshots.
Jul 19 Fnarf commented on The Saturday Morning News.
@28, presumably he's doing what he does every other day, which is meeting with people from his district, or with other members of the caucus to discuss strategy -- things that actually make a difference in the legislature. Spears has never done either of those things.

The rally is a classic example. The participants get a pleasurable rush of pleasure, no one else even notices that they were there, and the Palestinians are assisted not one tiny fraction of a bit. They're well-used to meaningless gestures by now, of course, as are you and Ms. Spear.
 
 

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