Achieve the Four Modernizations.

auntie grizelda
11:57 PM yesterday auntie grizelda commented on Savage Love.
Let me see if I've got this straight (no pun intended):

A) Young men are now on Viagra?!???! WTF??? and
B) Drunk Straight People are fucking things up in the bars
by pretending to identify as LGBT when they're really NOT
(well said, Avast2006 @173)?

So this is Dating #101 nowadays. Ho-ho-ho-ly shit.
May 15 auntie grizelda commented on Savage Love.
Ahhhhhh, listen everyone------------crickets!
May 15 auntie grizelda commented on Last Days.
Rot in hell, Ariel Pigasaurus Rex Castro, after being chewed up and crapped out by sewer rats and cockroaches. You and your pig brothers,
and anyone else with such unforgivably warped mental instability.

Sweet meek and mild JEEEEEEE-SUS!!! How many more total SICKOS does this world need????
Seriously--who would Jesus rape?
May 15 auntie grizelda commented on Savage Love.
Dan the MAN---LOL!!!! I LOVE your advice to PLUG----"that shit pays off in the end." I so do enjoy reading your column, and continue to learn something new every week! Thanks again for making this crazy lady's day!

Hmmmm.....speaking of which, Smitten Kitten does have..um... an interesting butt plug selection. Very colorful, I'll say that.
May 11 auntie grizelda commented on Savage Love.
But I DO have one thing to add, however:
By moving TSTQ's husband's stuff out, changing the locks,
putting HER money into separate accounts, and seeking advice
about protecting her credit rating and legal rights, the ball goes
into HIS court.

Is he willing to get off his lazy ass to stay with her?
If not, THEN, to TSTQ I DO recommend DTMFA.
And, as Tito says, not turn around.
May 11 auntie grizelda commented on Savage Love.
@95 is spot on! TSTQ, take Yikes Too Soon's word.
I also agree with Tito (@105) that CallezCal's (@70)
comment nailed it.
May 9 auntie grizelda commented on Last Days.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.....I may never view raw hamburger the same again.....

@3: Heebie jeebies is right!!
May 9 auntie grizelda commented on Savage Love.
@35: In possible answer to your question about Dan's word "squart": I think he's describing what happens when one feels a fart coming on, and it becomes a bad case of the "Hershey squirts" instead--yikes!
But that's just a guess. Dan?

Also--GOOD call on TSTQ's situation!
TSTQ: Move HIS stuff out, change the locks, and talk to a good lawyer about what you can do to protect your credit rating and identity. Find out what your legal rights are, and go from there. Good luck!
May 8 auntie grizelda commented on Drunk of the Week.
May all these goddamned profit-lusting yuppie developers lose their ill-gotten money to cancer. This condo craze is atrocious!
May 7 auntie grizelda commented on Savage Love.
@17: Well said!!
 
 

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