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Keister Button

middle-income residential Seattle neighborhood, surrounded by Subaru Outbacks sporting "Coexist" and/or Obama stickers

Bio

...sucks a man and angels sing alleluia.

TMI

Vampire or Zombie
I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
What book have you read the most?: A Child's Garden of Verses
What song or movie makes you cry?: The Kid
Punch Buggy or Slug Bug

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4:43 PM

Keister Button commented on In My Dream Last Night, These Were in My Bed..

An editor from The Stranger was in my dream, with a fork in its stomach like an unborn twin.
At the end of the dream I had been raked by the tins of the fork from the brow down to the midsection.
I won't be submitting reviews/material to The Stranger for a long time.

4:33 PM

Keister Button commented on This Week in Film: Approximately ~~One Billion~~ Five Things.

Please use "enthusiastic". ""Enthused" is the past tense of the verb "enthuse": to become enthusiastic.

Nov 9

Keister Button commented on Nicholas Francisco Has Been Found.

I don't get how a bi guy and a woman would attend Mars Hill repeatedly. Are there really people who go to church for the purpose of being devalued and demeaned and coughing up some money so the pulpiteers can continue devaluing and demeaning people on a weekly basis? There are more affirming places of worship out there...

Nov 5

Keister Button commented on Today in the Slow Decline of Borders: There Goes Waldenbooks.

Can we expect a blurb about Saturday November 7 being National Bookstore Day with a directive to support our local bookstores?

Nov 4

Keister Button commented on Today in the Apocalypse.

Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller should do "The Katzenjammer Kids."

Nov 3

Keister Button commented on To All SECB Members Complaining About Election Party Food.

Mike O'Brien's victory party offered wine for free, and Trader Joe's orange flavored sparkling water, along with tasty potluck items, nibbles and crudites.

Nov 3

Keister Button commented on SECB Denied Face Time with Susan Hutchison.

Why does King County need someone with this lack of graciousness for Executive? When she mentioned anything in her campaign about inviting people to discuss issues as a way of resolving them, did she mean smiling and turning her heel once the parties were seated?

She must sense she's going to lose this.

Nov 3

Keister Button commented on But Now What Will We Call Nickelsville?.

The Joetel California?

Oct 29

Keister Button commented on Your Daily Douchebags.

@5: people who use the singular for 'man' and plural for 'women' when discussing marriage out themselves as Mormon.

Oct 29

Keister Button commented on Please Don't Do This, Nerds.

This reminds me of Adrian Mole moving Jane Austen's books into the Romance section of a library "where they belonged."

What if there were sci-fi nerds warring with each other over whether Kurt Vonnegut's works got moved?