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Aug 27 Reverse Polarity commented on SL Letter of the Day: Innocent Virgins.
I don't necessarily think this is fake.

Sure, I never would have thought of half this shit when I was a young virgin, but I didn't have access to anything kinkier than 1970s Playboys. If I'd had access to modern internet porn and 4chan, I might have been a lot kinkier right out of the gate.

Still... you really can't start out with Ph.D level kink with two completely inexperienced virgins. That's like picking up a violin for the very first time and expecting to play Mozart. It's nice to have a goal in mind, but you gotta work up to it.

And Dan is completely right about long distance "relationships". If you've never met in person, you really don't know him all that well. What if he has disgusting breath or horrible body odor? What if he's on his best behavior for 10 minutes a day on Skype, but turns out to be a bit of an asshole to hang around with 24/7? What if he's a complete slob, or an obsessive neat freak? What if he's lying and he's 10 years older than he claims (skype image quality isn't that good, and he could be much older than he appears)? What if he smokes and you can't stand smoking? There are a thousand things you cannot know about this guy until you meet him in person, no matter how often you skype.

So, yeah... even if he's just hopping over the pond for a weekend, take things slow. Be prepared to call a halt to the kink train if things don't pan out quite like you expect. And don't expect to leap right in to BDSM and scat the first time you two virgins strip down. That's just crazy.
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Aug 27 Reverse Polarity commented on Kirk Cameron Has Finally Saved Christmas, Once and for All.
"Christian White"? Seriously? That's really a character's name?

This is a parody, right? Please tell me this is parody.
Aug 27 Reverse Polarity commented on What Kind of Idiot Gives a Nine Year Old an Uzi?.
@76, I see what you are saying, but I'm having a hard time going along with it. Maybe because I have some experience with automatic weapons I intrinsically know that handing an uzi to a kid like that is an insane and irresponsible choice, regardless of the gleeful signage and dopey "instructor".

I suppose you must be right. Surely this girl's parents didn't drag their girl into a gun range expecting her to kill someone. They must have been convinced, either by the signage, the staff, or our culture, that this was a reasonably safe activity.

But... wow. How could anyone be that stupid? Even without my knowledge of firearms. I mean, come on. Even without watching that video you can see she's just a little girl with tiny little arms. Even a rudimentary passing association with the basic notion of physics would suggest she couldn't possible control a fully automatic weapon with little twig arms like that. Gah!!!! It just boggles my mind!
Aug 27 Reverse Polarity commented on Gay Bathhouses Are Going Extinct.
Hah!

For once I agree with Ken Mehlman.

*shudder*
Aug 27 Reverse Polarity commented on Gay Bathhouses Are Going Extinct.
In the late 1980s and early 1990s, you could legitimately blame AIDS for the closure of a lot of bathhouses. Bathhouses—fairly or not—became synonymous with the spread of disease.

Today? Not so much. If bathhouses are continuing to decline, it no longer has anything to do with their association with HIV. It has everything to do with the ease of hooking up online, or through things like Grindr. Bathhouses used to be one of the easiest ways for gay men to find a quick NSA sex. Now technology has given us other options that are easier yet.

Technology is killing bathhouses, not HIV.
Aug 27 Reverse Polarity commented on What Kind of Idiot Gives a Nine Year Old an Uzi?.
@38, you are an idiot.

1.) The "even younger" kid in your second video is about 13 or 14. Not 9. Big difference.

2.) The fact that one anecdotal video shows a teenager shooting an uzi without managing to kill himself or anyone around him does not make it the idea any less insane for a 9 year old.

3.) You are an idiot.
Aug 27 Reverse Polarity commented on What Kind of Idiot Gives a Nine Year Old an Uzi?.
Oh, and there's no way I'm watching that video. Just thinking about it will give me nightmares.

As a bouns, that little girl will now grow up with videos of herself seconds before killing some moron with an uzi all over the internet. Very therapeutic, I'm sure. Yay for technology.
Aug 27 Reverse Polarity commented on What Kind of Idiot Gives a Nine Year Old an Uzi?.
What the everliving fuck!

Her parents thought this was a good idea? The instructor thought this was a good idea? Nobody at the gun range thought to stop this? Have they all lost their fucking minds?

I'm not quite as vehemently anti-gun as some Sloggers. I was in the military, a marksman, and have owned guns myself in the past. I even used to plink targets with a little .22 rifle when was a boy scout a few years older than this (maybe 13 or 14). But I would never, ever, even for a second, consider putting an uzi in the hands of a 9-year-old. Boy or girl. Than's insane.
Aug 27 Reverse Polarity commented on The Morning News: ISIS, Russia, Cherish.
Ack!!!! Michal Sam showers after a football game, while being all gay and stuff?

Where's my smelling salts!!!
Aug 26 Reverse Polarity commented on Seattle's Brand-New Bike Share Program Welcomes Its First Members.
@20, 22, 23, etc.

Thanks for the examples. I feel more enlightened already. I guess I was being pretty narrow minded in my bike use.
 
 

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