May 31, 2011
commented on The Bird Trapped in a Macy's Window Display
I saw the pigeon in there on the way to work. I thought about doing something buuuut had to fend off the crazy guy yelling at me about how "everyone in this city is brain dead. Can't make the cut here and I've BEEN to New York! The failure's coming!" So I had to nod and say "yeah" just in case his semi-automatic came out. It trumped the pigeon for sure.
May 1, 2011
commented on The Other Seattle
Downtown store selling colorful non-burqa clothing for petite girls infuriates Stranger comment board.
Dec 21, 2010
commented on Meet My Arch-Nemesis
@20 I dunno, man. I'd have had the belt if I acted like that. But I guess that was the 80's...