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  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • God is: non-existent, there is only water.
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Mar 20 6 commented on The New Modest Mouse Album Sounds Like Mouthwash.
MM hasn't "ruled" in years.....@3
Jan 22 6 commented on Never Heard of 'Em.
Finally, a review from you of a band I've heard of. Oof.
Jan 5 6 commented on Your Christmas Wasn't as Good as This.
Grounded for life.

Dec 30, 2014 6 commented on I, Anonymous.
I'm with @21, the commenters may not agree with ianon (which I thought was hilarious), but they could def stand to calm the fuck down. Why are YOU so outraged by someone else's (stupid) opinion and dating preferences?? Holy fuck. Get over yourselves.
Dec 22, 2014 6 commented on I, Anonymous.
Well said, @31. I agree.
Dec 11, 2014 6 commented on SL Letter of the Day: Some Ladies Hate Their Labia—And That's Okay—Plus ALL CAPS Oral Rage!.
"Fanny gobbled"..."lady garden"...a lifetime of shudders. *_*
Dec 4, 2014 6 commented on SL Letter of the Day: The Straight Girl's Guide to Eating Ass.
@18 I just laughed and laughed and laughed and then a little fart slipped out, which made me laugh and laugh some more....so, umm, thank you?

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