Joe Szilagyi
Strangercrombie Donor 2010
Awesome Person 2011
SWASHBUCKLING HERO 2012
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Dark lord of stuff.

Joe Szilagyi

Website: http://twitter.com/joeszi

Bio/Manifesto

Dark lord of stuff.

More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Meridian or Film Forum
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • SVN or Git
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • Pot or Coke
  • Zune or Segway
  • SF or LA
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • OTB or ACT
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Yakety Sax
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: That stupid Whitney Houston one.
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Comics.
  • What keeps you up at night?: Cats expecting Pounce at 3am while making very loud biscuits.
  • What helps you sleep?: A nice glass of rum.
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Hot Fuzz.
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: Leg.
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Hunter S. Thompson.
  • What book have you read the most?: Lord of the Rings.
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: (previously) Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. I TOOK THE BREAD.
  • What piece of art would you steal?: If I could get my hands on an Action Comics #1...
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: My own ritual abuse of grammatical norms. I write well, but would be dead without copyediting.
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: A nice glass of rum.
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: It was all a part of his "agenda".
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: They're still not over that night at building 6.
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: I don't buy it. I strip the corpses of gnomes I've killed in Stranglethorn Vale.
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: cuddly.

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