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Nov 5, 2014 HelpMeJebus commented on The Bowler Hat Is the New Fedora.
Elvis sunglasses are the new rainbow suspenders.
Oct 17, 2014 HelpMeJebus commented on Absolut Phoney: A Giant Conglomerate Is Bringing Its "Local" Liquor to Ballard.
Fucking corporatist scumbags.
Mar 11, 2014 HelpMeJebus commented on Obama Gets Between Two Ferns.

Have you heard of this thing called the internet?
Mar 10, 2014 HelpMeJebus commented on Ban Bossy? I Don't Think So. Be Bossier..
I've worked with bossy people, regardless of gender, and it sucks.

Bossiness doesn't say "confident", it says "insecure".
Mar 4, 2014 HelpMeJebus commented on SL Letter of the Day: Reefer Madness.
@27: thank you. This "trigger" bullshit is ridiculous. The world isn't going to tailor itself to your drama. Learn to deal.
Dec 18, 2013 HelpMeJebus commented on Mayor Bloomberg Says God Wants Him to Be Rich, Poor People to Starve.
I think he should be applauded for at least recognizing that luck often is the biggest determinant of one's place in life. Too many of these assholes blame poor people for bootstrap-pulling deficiency.
Oct 18, 2013 HelpMeJebus commented on He Probably Deserved It.
What @4 said.
Oct 2, 2013 HelpMeJebus commented on Where the Republican "Suicide Caucus" Lives.
But isn't a sow just another name for a pig?

Aug 19, 2013 HelpMeJebus commented on New Member of the Obama Household.
Is this supposed to make us forget that we live in a feudalist police state?

WTF is going on over there?
Jun 19, 2013 HelpMeJebus commented on War Reporter Michael Hastings, Dead at 33.
@6, @12 are right to think this is fishy.

If you refuse to believe that this might have been something other than a car crash you live in a fantasy world.