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  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Embarrassingly, "Mystery Men"
  • What helps you sleep?: Masturbation
  • What keeps you up at night?: My pounding heart

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balderdash has to maintain a solid record of terrible, useless comments. Consistency is professionalism!
Feb 21 balderdash commented on Trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's Wayward Pines.
I was also thinking Twin Peaks, but if you let JJ Abrams try to remake it with his stupid man-baby hamfists.
Jan 12 balderdash commented on SL Letter of the Day: A Short Selection of Today's DTMFAs.
Ouch. TFRMSL's partner just got hoist on her own Savage petard.
Jun 25, 2014 balderdash commented on Former Mars Hill Member Writes About Pastor Mark Driscoll's "Demon Trials".
Aww, cute, Driscoll thinks he invented exorcism!
Jul 29, 2013 balderdash commented on SLLOTD: Better Off Than Michigan.
Wow. Some slow-pitch softball for the new guy, eh? I don't disagree with a word Chris said, of course; this one was a pretty obvious DTMFA.
Jul 29, 2013 balderdash commented on Naked Isn't Natural Anymore.
I'm actually mostly surprised at the outcome of the suit. I thought it was pretty well legally established that in terms of marketing, "natural" has no fixed meaning whatsoever. This is actually... kind of heartening?
Jul 29, 2013 balderdash commented on Twitter Criticized for Not Taking Rape Threats Seriously.
As @6 was referring to, Anita Sarkeesian has been documenting her own struggle with the same issue. She's repeatedly reported graphic threats of rape and violence, and Twitter just replies that no one has violated their terms of service. Since this kind of harassment is so widespread, it gives the impression - well, to me, at least - that Twitter is just reluctant and maybe afraid to take steps against such a large problem if they can get away with ignoring it.
Jul 12, 2013 balderdash commented on Smart People Like to Waste Time, Too.
Oh, gross, Fnarf. Eww. I haven't wanted to not be an American this badly since the PATRIOT Act.
Jul 12, 2013 balderdash commented on Smart People Like to Waste Time, Too.
You can have lots of tall mountains in a range, and one of them can still be the tallest.

Then again, I guess that would only be an apt synecdoche if the official definition of a meter was "the amount of height that really speaks to you."
Jul 12, 2013 balderdash commented on Tide to Go Stain Eraser™: "Doesn't Get the Jizz Out!".
Jizz stains are yellow and any man who claims he doesn't know that is either a liar or a manchild who doesn't know how to do his own laundry.

Anyway, yeah, that looks like a crust more than a stain, so try rubbing alcohol or acetone.
Jul 12, 2013 balderdash commented on California News Anchor Reports Fake, Racist Names in Asiana Flight 214 Coverage.
Wait, the NTSB? Somehow I was expecting this to lead back to the TSA.

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