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balderdash has to maintain a solid record of terrible, useless comments. Consistency is professionalism!
Jun 25 balderdash commented on Former Mars Hill Member Writes About Pastor Mark Driscoll's "Demon Trials".
Aww, cute, Driscoll thinks he invented exorcism!
Jul 29, 2013 balderdash commented on SLLOTD: Better Off Than Michigan.
Wow. Some slow-pitch softball for the new guy, eh? I don't disagree with a word Chris said, of course; this one was a pretty obvious DTMFA.
Jul 29, 2013 balderdash commented on Naked Isn't Natural Anymore.
I'm actually mostly surprised at the outcome of the suit. I thought it was pretty well legally established that in terms of marketing, "natural" has no fixed meaning whatsoever. This is actually... kind of heartening?
Jul 29, 2013 balderdash commented on Twitter Criticized for Not Taking Rape Threats Seriously.
As @6 was referring to, Anita Sarkeesian has been documenting her own struggle with the same issue. She's repeatedly reported graphic threats of rape and violence, and Twitter just replies that no one has violated their terms of service. Since this kind of harassment is so widespread, it gives the impression - well, to me, at least - that Twitter is just reluctant and maybe afraid to take steps against such a large problem if they can get away with ignoring it.
Jul 12, 2013 balderdash commented on Smart People Like to Waste Time, Too.
Oh, gross, Fnarf. Eww. I haven't wanted to not be an American this badly since the PATRIOT Act.
Jul 12, 2013 balderdash commented on Smart People Like to Waste Time, Too.
You can have lots of tall mountains in a range, and one of them can still be the tallest.

Then again, I guess that would only be an apt synecdoche if the official definition of a meter was "the amount of height that really speaks to you."
Jul 12, 2013 balderdash commented on Tide to Go Stain Eraser™: "Doesn't Get the Jizz Out!".
Jizz stains are yellow and any man who claims he doesn't know that is either a liar or a manchild who doesn't know how to do his own laundry.

Anyway, yeah, that looks like a crust more than a stain, so try rubbing alcohol or acetone.
Jul 12, 2013 balderdash commented on California News Anchor Reports Fake, Racist Names in Asiana Flight 214 Coverage.
Wait, the NTSB? Somehow I was expecting this to lead back to the TSA.
Jul 12, 2013 balderdash commented on McGinn's Got Haters in West Seattle.
The way these whiners sound makes me feel like they must be picturing the mayor himself out there on their streets, sneaking around at night with a pot of paint and a brush and snickering like Muttley while he takes away their fahrensraum.
Jul 11, 2013 balderdash commented on The 2016 Republican Primary Is Going to Be All About Racism.
Oh goody. Let's start keeping count of all the different ways we're going to be told that the Republican platform CAN'T be as horrendously racist as it obviously is, because look! There are, like, three not-quite-white dudes in the candidate pool! That's at least three-quarters of a person of color if you add 'em all together!

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