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Jun 2 Caralain commented on Savage Love Letters of the Day: Ramping Back Up.
What?? I've never seen a letter removed before. Can someone please give a quick breakdown of the question and answer with identifying details removed? If this letter was soooo special that it's the only one to be removed in the history of forever, it must be SO JUICY.
Jan 29 Caralain commented on SL Letter of the Day: Betrayal and Ballache.
Just a point...the literature on periods and fertility is very alarmist .

Every contraception piece is like:conception is possible at ANY TIME in a woman's cycle INCLUDING period OMG you guys, don't do the period sex, your sperm will ride the red wave all the way to the ovaries and then camp out til an egg gets there and attack!

Every "trying to conceive" piece is like: the period and days after are literally impossible to conceive. Don't you fucking read? No egg, stupids. What you think your sperm are gonna just hang out and wait for eggs to come along? Not a chance buddy.

Every rhythm piece: ALL THE DAYS ARE SAFE. I mean...not these three over here. But you should probably just have sex anyway, for Jesus.

So not a lot of great info on that topic to be had really...
Jan 15 Caralain commented on SL Letter of the Day: A Monstrous Fantasy.
I feel like...maybe she should be watching more weird-ass hentai for inspiration. After reflecting on some of the more bizarre stuff I've seen I've come up with a few weird scenarios that might float her boat:

-his load is actually digestive enzymes that will eat her from the inside

-his cock has a mouth at the end and with every thrust he takes a bite

- some sort of scenario where his cock is "tenderising her for a monster waiting in the next hall?

-where only her orgasm has the power to summon the dragon that will eat her?

-putting on soundtrack of a scary voice threatening to eat her, then pushing her into a sleeping bag/some stretchy elasticated tube with him? in a room with a red light bulb and watery digestive/drippy sounds? Wiping her all over with a big hot wet towel/tongue? Doing it between lubed up rubber sheets with an electric blanket below and above for a realistic mouth experience?
Jul 9, 2014 Caralain commented on I, Anonymous.
You people are acting like this is a sketchy party full of sketchy people she can't trust. Most rapes are committed by people you DO know and think you CAN trust. I've gone to sleep quite drunk in the same room as a very good friend I called brother, who I knew for years and helped me out of tough/dangerous spots before. Someone I knew had my back. Turns out years later he raped two of my friends. It could have been her boyfriend, or her husband or her cousin. It could have been her girlfriend and a finger. Who the fuck are you to make these assumptions?
May 27, 2013 Caralain commented on Usually When I'm Sent a Photoshopped Image of a Gun Pointed At Me....
These people seriously need to get over themselves.
Apr 7, 2013 Caralain commented on John Corvino: Risky Lifestyle?.
I just wanted to point out, it was facts and arguments like the ones John uses in his videos that changed my mind on gay issues and women's issues. I read a statistic on abortion that showed that where abortions are made illegal, the rates of abortions stay the same, and the number of women who die shoots up. It really drew the veil back for me on the Catholic Church and the patriarchy.
Mar 28, 2013 Caralain commented on SL Letter of the Day: Gay Hahaha.
I believe the term is "hetero-flexible". When you're basically straight, but the very odd person of the same sex cranks your gear, or you're willing to be game for whatever is on the platter.
Feb 7, 2013 Caralain commented on Paying More for a Drip.
So, as an employer, use this opportunity to tell people "go home, you're too sick" when they're sniffly. Then YOU get to revel in them not having holidays, they get to go home and not lose a day's pay and feel better, and your customers don't contract awfulness. Someone else gets an extra shift, which is nice, too. You're going to have to start treating others like full humans, America, get used to it.
Feb 5, 2013 Caralain commented on Another Attempt At a Grindr For Straights.
alternately, you could send a mutual friend of the guy you might like to hook up with (whatever that means) to bring him a handwritten note saying " Do you like me, circle yes or no" to him, and then play it off like your friend pulled a trick on you if he circles no!
Feb 5, 2013 Caralain commented on I, Anonymous.
Oh get over yourselves. Those people are fucking annoying, and we should all make fun of them while drinking MALT LIQUOR and snorting PILES OF COCAINE.