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Nov 20 MacCrocodile commented on Colby the Underwhelming Christian Singer/Songwriter Robot.

I love the scene where the skeptic is surrounded by maniacal (presumably Bible-quoting) robots chanting that he "must be a robot, too." His terrified screams really make it real for me.

Nov 17 MacCrocodile commented on More on the Black China Girl, Lou Jing.

@11 - Half as good, at best. Google her name. There are plenty of videos up.

Nov 9 MacCrocodile commented on Today in Neologisms.

I've also just heard "stupak" as sepsis caused by a back-alley abortion. It's too bad I won't have much cause in my own life to use that term, but it's nice to know it's there.

Nov 4 MacCrocodile commented on Seattle's Crappiest Bus Route.

I was riding the #2 a couple of years ago when I got punched in the head for no apparent reason (if I was doing something provocative, I instantly forgot about it when my head bounced off the seat in front of me). So, while I'm sure there are worse buses out there, that's my least favorite.

Oct 25 MacCrocodile commented on Dow Vs. Sue, Round IV.

Don't forget to crash the poll:

http://www.kirotv.com/surveyresults/2142…

A surprising few people have voted there, and I'm fairly certain internet polls are legally binding.

Oct 22 MacCrocodile commented on I, Anonymous.

Sure, "same race, same pants" is a great excuse. Personally, I'm a fan of "Higgs bosons made me do it."

"You see, baby, in an alternate future where I didn't have sex with her stinky hole, I become a physicist, and I produce a higgs boson. That boson cascaded backwards through time and made me fuck her. You can't argue with quantum physics, baby."

Oct 16 MacCrocodile commented on Initiative 1033 Is Hiding From You.

I only caught it because I'm a compulsive early voter and compulsive instruction reader. I know how to fill in a bubble, but I read the instructions in full every time, and oh, look at that; it's an initiative hidden all the way down in a corner. An important one, too.

Oct 15 MacCrocodile commented on Caption Contest.

@23 - What if we just give him money to stay out of state politics? I really don't mind him or anyone having money. I mean, sure, he's a greedy asshole, but the real problem is that he does so much damage for his living.

I'm sure we could start a fund to pay Tim Eyman for every year he doesn't file an initiative. Then, after everyone's tired of paying him for nothing, there'll be enough support to just ban him outright from the democratic process.

I wonder if we could get him convicted of a felony.