Oct 30
Garth B commented on
Police Beat: The Moment.
I'd disagree, the moment when anything can happen is that doorbell chiming. That's the moment when we cut to Rod Serling introducing us to tonight's half-hour of terror.
Oct 9
Garth B commented on
Whether He Deserved It or Not....
If I remember correctly, bacon is similar to asparagus. Unless it's so cremated as to shatter with a fork (scandal!), you're not to finger food it, ever. Eff that.
Oct 8
Garth B commented on
Tonight: Nomeansno.
Thanks for this. As a devotee of Wrong but pretty unschooled in the rest of their work, you got me hooked. See you there!
Oct 7
Garth B commented on
I'm Interviewing This Artist Today.
So many of his pieces (exoskeleton, ear pieces, etc) occur in this weird space between enhancement and sideshow. What's the deal with his stomach sculpture? Rather than stand to expand the concept of body and use, it's just a dongle fluctuating inside of him for us to trust him on.
Also, what's his view of video in his works? Again, so connected to body processes, but for the vast majority of his audience, it only exists as a two-dimensional, non-experiential medium.
Oct 6
Garth B commented on
Hot Tip.
Man, I'm so ready for Roland Emmerich to make a film based on 2112.
Oct 4
Garth B commented on
Just When I Start Feeling Sorry For Myself Again.
That Saw trailer wasn't the worst in the leave-you-nauseous trailers before Zombieland. That goes to the descending bass-to-subbass drone, repeated throughout the entirety of the 2012 preview. Egads.
Sep 23
Garth B commented on
The Descendants of Alexander the Great.
"They live in North West Pakistan, have blond hair and blue eyes, drink alcohol, smoke cannabis, and keep to themselves in their hard-to-reach valleys. Sounds idyllic"
I wish I could drink and smoke with nothing but whities too!
Sep 18
Garth B commented on
PARK(ing) Day 2009.
@Fnarf, 26: Between yourself and a city of 8.3 million, you might rethink who is "past it."
Sep 10
Garth B commented on
Sexy Beast.
Mr. Kiley, you are consistently the most entertaining and most moving of the feature writers for this paper. Particularly when you have some whack-job idea for an article and manage to get it approved, as I pretend/hope you did with this one.