daftgiraffe
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Mar 1, 2014 daftgiraffe commented on Who Do You Like To Close Out The Oscars' Dead Movie Stars Montage?.
Where's the Ebert love?
Jan 16, 2014 daftgiraffe commented on Jezebel Will Pay You $10,000 To Prove Lena Dunham's Body Is Actually Disgusting.
Feminist here. I am sorry, but WHOOOO CAAAARES ZZZZZZZZ
Mar 13, 2013 daftgiraffe commented on The Death of Google Reader.
Nooooo!!! The irony is that I learned about this via Google Reader. :( this is a pain in the butt.
Mar 11, 2013 daftgiraffe commented on "This is what Twitter was invented for.".
BAHAHAHAHAHA this has just made my day. Serious kudos to this dude for having a sense of humor about what could have been a scary and embarrassing experience. When shit like this happens, you just have to own it. Well played.
Jan 22, 2013 daftgiraffe commented on Slog Poll: Choose the Abortion Graphic!.
I am 100% pro-choice, but this is really gross, disrespectful, and hamfisted. What a terrible way to mark a woman's right to choose.

If you must make light of abortion, at least do it in a way that is more careful, less flippant, and more incisive (i.e. funnier, or funny at all) than this. This just makes you all look like a bunch of dumb hipster assholes.
Nov 20, 2012 daftgiraffe commented on What the Fuck, James Bond?.
@26 Yes. Cienna, watch it again. I think it's a simple misinterpretation of what was going on.
Aug 8, 2012 daftgiraffe commented on What is a Boof Boof???.
@1 nailed it. Not that complicated.

Also, @11 and @14, hate if you want, but Beyonce is one of the most (if not the most) talented pop stars working today. Have you seen this? Goosebumps. http://lifeandtimes.com/pregame
Aug 6, 2012 daftgiraffe commented on Meet Your RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars.
Alexis Mateoooo!!
Jul 16, 2012 daftgiraffe commented on Romney's Singing Ad Isn't as Effective as Obama's Singing Ad.
Yeah I didn't really read any of the text because I was too busy enjoying Obama's charming-as-hell singing voice and the adoring cheers that went along with it. Better luck next time, Rs.
Jul 15, 2012 daftgiraffe commented on New Romney Ad Goes Opposite-of-Nuclear on Obama.
I think someone needs to call the waaahmbulance.