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    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Dina Martina or Jean Godden
  • SF or LA
  • Zune or Segway
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • OTB or ACT
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Yesterday
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: The hamster dance song
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: The tampon TSS warnings
  • What keeps you up at night?: Nuthin'
  • What helps you sleep?: Booze
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Wind Beneath My Wings (ha ha funny, I know)
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: Back of my head on left side near the base of my skull
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Not sharing.
  • What book have you read the most?: Hitchhiker's Guide
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Flight of the Navigator
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Art is temporal to me, so wouldn't be worth the crime (unless it was also functional).
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: http://learnyourdamnhomophones.com/
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: Athiesm?
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: He wanted to expedite the second cumming.
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The fucking idiotic one
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: a great imaginary friend.

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