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Mayhem is getting more and more annoyed by idiots at work.
Dec 10, 2010 Mayhem commented on Stephen Colbert, Art Critick: Eric Cantor, in Censorship Threat, Was 'exploding our preconceptions of what it means to pander'!.
"...exploding our narrow preconceptions of what it means to pander..." doood...
Dec 10, 2010 Mayhem commented on Required Viewing: Rachel Maddow Interviews Author of Uganda's "Kill the Gays" Law.
He looks a little queer to me...
Jun 3, 2010 Mayhem commented on Sex and the City 2: A Poll.
Well, maybe if "apples" = "handjobs for crack" and "under a bridge" = "behind a dumpster"...
Apr 9, 2010 Mayhem commented on The Travesty of Dinner at the Space Needle.
The article did not make fun of a terminally ill girl. It pointed out the tragedy of her wishing for a great meal in a place that serves crappy food at pornographic prices.

No, politics don't really belong in a food review.

You whine too much. Pull you head out of your ass.
Apr 9, 2010 Mayhem commented on New Column!.
Bring it!
Apr 9, 2010 Mayhem commented on The Chihuly Glasstroturf War.
@36 interesting points. You forgot to mention that Chiluly's product, a.k.a. ART(tm), is boring, that the guy (DC) has behaved like a litigious asshole, and who besides 5th graders who are bussed in without any say in the matter would want to pay to see DC's product. If you asked the 5th graders, they would probably rather have kept the Fun Forest.

Why not develop the space with the idea of being able to intigrate public semi-permanent art into the site. Art that people want to share with other people...for free, not art as a mule to pull around your tax wagon.

As far as I have been able to tell, the whole DC phenomenon was created by a bunch people investing in his pieces as investment articles who then pushed the price of their property up by claiming that it was exclusive "art" to people who also had more money than sense.

P.S. pull you head out of your ass.
Apr 9, 2010 Mayhem commented on How to Defeat Someone Made Furious by "How to Defeat a Pit Bull with Your Bare Hands".
This is priceless! The arguments go from completely fucking whacky to ethical/political whacky to "I just can't help myself from stirring this shit that everyone is so worked up about" to rational-ish!

I, at one time lived with 5 Rottweilers. Some of them were sweet, some of them were nice, some of them were loving, but even the smallest among them was a potential killing machine. The difference between having a Rotti or a Pit and owning a gun is that you do not have to take the gun out for a walk twice a day. Can both be owned responsibly? Hell yeah, but just like any potentially lethal weapon, when an owner loses control over it, they should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

For what its worth, I would not treat an attacking dog (of the potentially lethal variety, mind you) with any less dignity or respect than I would treat a human who was trying to assault me with the intent of GBH.
Apr 6, 2010 Mayhem commented on Last Days.
@8: word.
Mar 4, 2010 Mayhem commented on Every Child Deserves a Mother and a Father.
Please do not feed the loveschile. It is stupid and glutonous and will devour even bad tasting and smelling offerings with glee. It is repugnant, it is not worth a drop of rancid come...
Feb 18, 2010 Mayhem commented on Drunk of the Week.
Anyone with the self-discipline to drink 14 tall boys of cheap-shit chemically derived beer analog should be able to make themselves choke down a couple of liters of H2O and some kind of salty, yet sweet, foodstuff before bed.