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Sea Otter
Vancouver, BC
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Against real-estate bubbles, hockey riots, and dog strollers For giant banana slugs, drunk soccer, and… more »

TMI

  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • What book have you read the most?: A Coney Island of the Mind, by Lawrence Ferlinghetti
  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: " 'Round Midnight," preferably played by my friends
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: YouTube comments ruined my life

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Sea Otter is too cool to live, too smart to die.
10:28 AM yesterday Sea Otter commented on Savage Love.
@18 nailed it. Are you listening, Dan?
Jun 3 Sea Otter commented on Savage Love.
Also, maybe I'm missing something, but I don't understand how it's possible that so many people are making this particular misdialing, since neither Boston area code has any digits in common with the Seattle area code. Did she keep her Boston area code when she moved? Can you do that?
Jun 3 Sea Otter commented on Savage Love.
I think it's unnecessary to beat up SPAM about considering calling the police. It sounds like she's already dismissed the possiblity. "I don't have any moral objections so sex work" reads to me as "I don't want to cause a hassle to this woman who's not doing anything wrong."

It's sort of weird that it didn't occur to her to call the escort, though.
May 25 Sea Otter commented on SL Letter of the Day: Help!.
@14 Because of your comment, I just googled a bunch of things along the lines of "is pedohile erotica/simulated child porn legal." Now I'm paranoid. :P You appear to be right. Given that marrying a 10-year-old is legal some places, though, I'm guessing there are exceptions.
May 19 Sea Otter commented on Horsie Comes to Life!.
Favourite saddle of daddies everywhere.
May 14 Sea Otter commented on I, Anonymous.
May 14 Sea Otter commented on I, Anonymous.
May 10 Sea Otter commented on SL Letter of the Day: Man of Mystery.
@22 Yep, that too.

@29 I once dated a guy who was recently divorced. His ex-wife was a rower who got up at an ungodly hour. He blamed their divorce on her alarm clock.
May 9 Sea Otter commented on SL Letter of the Day: Man of Mystery.
@18 I'm guessing her therapist was just saying that as an expression of sympathy, in the vein of "whatever - his loss!", but it kind of stuck in my craw too. (Straight men just want to fuck anyone who's available, anywhere, all the time! If they don't, there must be something wrong with them! Right???)

I mean, in context, it does make him look kind of crazy, since he was the one who labeled it a "fuck date." Dude is a douche-star who will explode into a super-douche-nova given enough time.


Apr 19 Sea Otter commented on Get High, Get Fucked.
@4 I don't really care to work through those "issues," even if they can be worked through. I don't like the stuff and have no medicinal use for it. Why would I do something I don't want or need to do? Not everyone likes gettting stoned.
 
 

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