Mar 25, 2011
commented on SL Letter of the Day: OMG PORN THINK OF THE CHILDREN OMG!
TNT: You found the porn, you disposed of it. DONE! If the poor guy should recover enough to be able to return to his teaching duties, I assume you would be thoughtful enough to touch base with him to let him know what classroom material you've covered during his absence. If you still feel strongly about the porn at that time, you might casually (and NON-JUDGMENTALLY) mention what you found. That's it!
Mar 10, 2011
commented on Tipping the Maid
Yeah, always tip housekeeping and leave a thank you note. I'd always debated, however, whether it's best to tip daily, or when I'm checking out. Thanks to the other commenters for clearing that up for me. It'll be daily from now on.
Also, as someone mentioned earlier... I fucking HATE tip jars! Tips are a reward for good service, NOT for making my $5 cup of coffee at Starbucks (which I have to go to the counter to order, and then wait for).
Mar 2, 2011
commented on SL Letter of the Day: Three-Second Rule
Okay, gramps. I'll give you what Dan wouldn't, and I don't have a couple of pints in me, either. Assuming this girl is really trying to seduce you, go ahead. Listen to your dick. Fuck the shit out of this girl who's young enough to be your daughter. Then, when your indiscretion is revealed your wife will kick you out and take half of everything you have. Your kids will turn on you. Your friends will think you're a POS and desert you. Then, assuming the girl is not a gold digger, she'll dump you when some one better, or richer or younger comes along. Then you'll be a high-mileage loser that no self-respecting woman will touch, and you'll spend the rest of your life alone, unloved.
Or, you could keep your dick in your pants and continue to enjoy the great marriage and loving family you have right now.
Feb 1, 2011
commented on Every Child Deserves a Mother and a Father
@30: I was building up a full head of steam to unleash a long diatribe against the despicable things TP spews, but you handled everything beautifully. Thanks for that!
I wonder, does TP ever LISTEN to the nonsense he pushes into the minds of the gullible?
Jan 21, 2011
commented on SL Letter of the Day: She Who Will Not Be Ignored
Like several other commenters, I'm hoping and praying to sweet baby jeebus that she's having protected sex with "Mr. True Love", but somehow doubt it. I'll be sure to watch for her on Springer or Maury. It's sure to happen.
Jan 14, 2011
commented on SL Letter of the Day: A Less Unhappily Married Woman
"I don't feel entitled to claim him when I'm tied up in a rotten marriage that isn't going to change anytime soon."
DING! DING! DING!
There's your answer, AUMW. You DON'T have a right to claim him! You don't mention whether the neighbor is single or married, and although he sounds like a bit of a sleaze bag, perhaps he's looking for a committed relationship or marriage and kids. If that's the case, AUMW, then that would make you a selfish, controlling bitch, interested in only what makes YOU happy. And perhaps that's one of the issues in your marriage, too.
I say back-off. Since you have nothing to offer relationship-wise, go look for a married man to have an affair with. At least you'll both be playing on a level field.
Jan 12, 2011
commented on SL Letter of the Day: In a Word
Sounds suspiciously like the storyline from a past episode of Glee...
But if it IS true, both of their names and photos should be posted on billboards within 500 miles of the city they live in.