May 16
ridia commented on
On a Wall in Pioneer Square.
OMG you guys! I just saw the most important list of rape prevention tips on Facebook! The original message says it came from a real cop, so these are totally legit. Please ladies, for your safety, read and follow the advice. I'm sharing this because I care about you!!!!
1. Don't wear your hair in a ponytail, because rapists like to grab ponytails. Oh, and don't do braids, either. Actually, long loose hair can also be a good rapist handhold. Or medium or short hair. Fuck it, shave your head bald, because if you have any hair at all you're just asking for a rapist to grab it.
2. Rapists choose women with clothing that can be removed quickly. So, wear something that can't be just yanked off, like overalls. Oh wait, rapists carry knives that they can use to cut the straps on overalls, so never mind. Wear really tough clothing, and lots of layers. Perhaps some chainmail. Oh, and as a last layer of defense, wear a chastity belt. To keep your rapist from stealing the key to your chastity belt entrust it to your husband, or to your father if you are unwed.
3. Most rapes happen in the morning, between 5:30 AM and 9 AM. Try to avoid being outside during that time period. If you have to go to work, you should talk to you boss about letting you come to work later so that you aren't commuting during Rapist Time. But make sure you leave work before 4 PM, because from 4 to 10 PM is the other time when the most rapes happen. Also, the other times when rapes happen are between 9 AM and 4 PM, and from 10 PM to 5:30 AM.
I'm sharing this because it is important information that every woman should know! You need to follow these rules to stay safe! If you're not following these rules, don't be surprised if something horrible happens to you.
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May 9
ridia commented on
Your Dog Sucks.
@75 "If Manjoo does not like it heer he can go the fuck back to his homeland. "
He's American, you racist.
Dec 5, 2012
ridia commented on
Homophobia or Homophobiaphobia?.
Hey chemists, you need to come up with a different name for hydrophobic molecules. The alkanes are complaining that they're not afraid of water, they just think it's against God's plan.
Nov 28, 2012
ridia commented on
I, Anonymous.
It could be a regular old assault, not domestic violence. Or it could be that the author is a bi woman, and was in a relationship with this man before and is now in a relationship with a woman. Or maybe some other situation entirely. Whatever the details, the guy sounds like scum and I hope he heeds the restraining order.
1. Don't wear your hair in a ponytail, because rapists like to grab ponytails. Oh, and don't do braids, either. Actually, long loose hair can also be a good rapist handhold. Or medium or short hair. Fuck it, shave your head bald, because if you have any hair at all you're just asking for a rapist to grab it.
2. Rapists choose women with clothing that can be removed quickly. So, wear something that can't be just yanked off, like overalls. Oh wait, rapists carry knives that they can use to cut the straps on overalls, so never mind. Wear really tough clothing, and lots of layers. Perhaps some chainmail. Oh, and as a last layer of defense, wear a chastity belt. To keep your rapist from stealing the key to your chastity belt entrust it to your husband, or to your father if you are unwed.
3. Most rapes happen in the morning, between 5:30 AM and 9 AM. Try to avoid being outside during that time period. If you have to go to work, you should talk to you boss about letting you come to work later so that you aren't commuting during Rapist Time. But make sure you leave work before 4 PM, because from 4 to 10 PM is the other time when the most rapes happen. Also, the other times when rapes happen are between 9 AM and 4 PM, and from 10 PM to 5:30 AM.
I'm sharing this because it is important information that every woman should know! You need to follow these rules to stay safe! If you're not following these rules, don't be surprised if something horrible happens to you.