1. Dorothy Parker never lets you down.
2. Malania is not old by many of our standards, so how about Ms Melania, or sweet Melania, or dumb Melania, or Unfortunate Melania--oh that doesn't rhyme. Well I tried.
I understand how Catalina V.dR
would not find that bedroom attractive. Not within the standards of a Beacon Hill housewife. Atrocious is the word.