Jan 10, 2014
commented on What's Your Best Guess?
The girl all the way to the right must be married to one of the boys because she's gorgeous!
"Are We Relevant Yet?"
"Law & Order: Criminal Stupidity"
"Mega Disasters" (this is an actual tv show, no alterations needed)
"Leased Access" (okay, not a show but it does show up frequently in TV Guide)
"Semi-Homophobic Congress with Michele Bachmann"
"America's Next Top Embarrassment"
I'd better stop...one of my New Year's Resolutions was to avoid being gratuitously rude.
Dec 18, 2013
commented on Savage Love
@11 " now I think of it as an example of a woman who was unwilling to put up with something she didn't want, and a man who came to realize that if he wanted her, he was going to have to have her on her terms."
I need to tattoo this somewhere on my body. Brilliant.
Nov 23, 2012
commented on Savage Love
@6 - just because I've never dated two men at once doesn't mean I'm too "closed-minded" or "inexperienced" to know that I would not handle polyamorous relationships well, or enjoy them. I don't want to share my man. I don't want to deal with STDs, or "scheduling conflicts" or potential unplanned offspring he would have to (had better) step up financially for.
Sharing your life and compromising your life movements with one person is tough enough. Including others (that aren't your offspring) in the mix is just not something I'm wired or willing to deal with.
Oct 23, 2012
commented on Log Cabin Republicans Endorse Romney—Can I Get Away With Calling Them House Maggots?
@35 what Alabama have you been to? There's plenty of poor people and racial mixing there.
As for President Obama proclaiming his love for America...I don't think it ever occurs to him because his actions speak far more loudly than his words.
He loves America enough to suffer masses of hate and bile spewed at him as he tries to keep her a premier nation in the world.
He loves America enough to risk assassination while he hops all over the world trying to broker world peace.
He loves America enough to give up an extremely lucrative law practice to take a pay cut to take on the white collar job that has possibly the lowest job satisfaction in the world.
He loves America enough that his beloved family has had to take second place (and if you dare say his daughters aren't negatively affected by this, we'll all know you're criminally insane) to crazy hours and all sorts of traveling.
And he even loves America enough to protect the rights of maggots like you, who revile him and say that his term has hurt America. I'd say that's an awful lot of love.
Sep 17, 2012
commented on David Frum: The Problem Isn't the GOP's Leadership. It's the GOP's Followership.
I'm in grad school and I can't find a day job to support myself while I'm stuck in Cali (trying to move back to Florida...long, convoluted story I won't bother you all with). I have applied to Petsmart literally six times and gotten nothing back, so I'm living off $$ my parents give me (that they can't really afford, because my sister can't find a job either and is living away from home for uni too), trying to dot my i's so I can come home and ease the pressure. I can only imagine how much harder it'd be to get a job if "trickle down" were in effect.
Sep 8, 2012
commented on Chris Kluwe on The Ed Show
I've been following him on twitter for a while now. As a Vikings fan, he's one of my favorite players partially because he's awesome and partially because he's hilarious! And pretty down to earth too.