Jen in Madison
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Aug 30, 2013 Jen in Madison commented on Getaway: Smash Into Everything You Can!.
When I started reading this review and saw that we were talking about Ethan Hawke's wife, I naturally assumed that Selena Gomez *was* the wife. Yeah, he's probably in his 40s and she's - what, 18? - but don't all men deserve hot, childlike wives?
Jun 11, 2013 Jen in Madison commented on For Just $69 (Each), You Can Attend a Daddy/Daughter Purity Ball in Bellevue This Weekend!.
Imagining a bunch of actual pre-Christians at one of these things makes the whole idea funnier.

I'm personally going to go with a Druidic fantasy.
Jun 3, 2013 Jen in Madison commented on On Twitter, Game of Thrones Fans Half-Assedly Plot Boycott.
I'm a smug bastard who can't wait for the reaction to what I think is going to happen *next* week's episode.

I mean, the next big plot point in the book would be a fun place to end the season . . .
Mar 7, 2013 Jen in Madison commented on What Do You Think About the Much Ado About Nothing Trailer?.
Wes and Fred finally get to be together!
Dec 10, 2012 Jen in Madison commented on How to Kill Your Child and Not End Up in Prison.
Every day I wish that slog had a way to block the Charles posts so I didn't accidentally read them.
Nov 30, 2012 Jen in Madison commented on New Girls Trailer... That Isn't Annoying!.
If I stuck with Girls for Season 2 I was promised Donald Glover. Where is my Donald Glover?
Nov 26, 2012 Jen in Madison commented on The Lying Disease.
Wow, Cienna. Really great article. Thanks.
Oct 11, 2012 Jen in Madison commented on Here Is Your Hitchcock Trailer: What Do You Think?.
I suppose Hitchcock is the plot du jour - there's some HBO movie coming out about The Birds too.

Which will be the Armageddon and which the Deep Impact???????
Oct 3, 2012 Jen in Madison commented on P-P-P-Paul Ryan.
It's The Taffetas!
Sep 20, 2012 Jen in Madison commented on Texan Lynches Empty Chair.
Shit. I live in NW Austin. This is why my job search is focused entirely on places out-of-state.