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9:28 PM yesterday beef rallard commented on Investors Pull Out of Markets, Fearing That Trump Does Not Have Their Backs.
OMG 150 points in a single day! Let's hope nobody knows how to calculate percentages so they'll believe you when you characterize that as a "crash"! You Mudede'd the fuck out of that one.
Jan 21 beef rallard commented on Look: Nate Gowdy's Stunning Photos from Trump's Inauguration.
I'm going to travel back in time to kill the inventors of photoshop so I can prevent Nate Gowdy from happening.
Jan 18 beef rallard commented on See 12 Stunning Photos from the MLK Day Rally and March.
Thank you, Ramon Dompor, for not being Nate Gowdy.
Oct 26, 2016 beef rallard commented on Police Reports Illustrated: Woman Tries To Find a Parking Spot In Capitol Hill.
If I ever encounter one of these space-saving assholes, I will ask my passenger to get out and sit on the trunk of my car with their pinky finger sticking out, and I will slowly back up, pushing the dipshit out of the way with said pinky finger. And then I will wait for the police to come arrest me for vehicular pinkyssault.

Oct 26, 2016 beef rallard commented on See Nate Gowdy's Photos of the Jill Stein Rally at the University of Washington.
Now I kind of want him to accept the challenge and take a dramatic and evocative picture of a drunk fratboy ordering a chalupa at taco bell. Come on, Nate!
Oct 25, 2016 beef rallard commented on See Nate Gowdy's Photos of the Jill Stein Rally at the University of Washington.
I will grant you, however, that he does have some great photos produced using this effect. If he used it sparingly and wasn't obviously trying to turn mundane photos into wannabe pulitzers, I'd probably not be so annoyed with it.
Oct 25, 2016 beef rallard commented on See Nate Gowdy's Photos of the Jill Stein Rally at the University of Washington.
Not to mention, her finger is at least half the subject of the damn photo and it's blurry.
Oct 25, 2016 beef rallard commented on See Nate Gowdy's Photos of the Jill Stein Rally at the University of Washington.
@23 I'll give you the composition, but dramatic and evocative it is not. The Nate Gowdy effect is that he's discovered a technique for over-processing his photos in a way that triggers your "dramatic and evocative" nerve whether the photos are dramatic and evocative or not. He could publish a photo of a drunk fratboy ordering a chalupa at taco bell at 2:15am that would evoke images of a civil rights march from the 60s. It doesn't seem to you that the supposed weight of all these photos is purely in the manipulation?
Oct 25, 2016 beef rallard commented on Police Reports Illustrated: Woman Tries To Find a Parking Spot In Capitol Hill.
@51: "It's a crime to reach out with your pinky finger and try to force a person to move out of your way, even if they have no legal right to block your way."

Ah yes, "assault with pinky finger" seems like the mark of someone who would never overstate a grave threat to their person. I applaud your dedication to victimhood.

Oct 25, 2016 beef rallard commented on See Nate Gowdy's Photos of the Jill Stein Rally at the University of Washington.
Can we just call up the Photoshop people and have them add a "Nate Gowdy" filter so the entire world will overuse it until we all get sick of it and it falls out of style so we never have to see this fucking garbage again? God, it's shit. And no, that Kshama picture is not "top notch", it's terrible.