Neat Stuff Meat Lover's Package
Donated by Smith / J&D's Foods, Inc. / The Sock Monster / No Parking on Pike
Do you have a hankering for meat that no mere panderingly named pizza can satisfy? Then this is the package for you. You get bacon socks and meat socks from the Sock Monster (made of cotton, not actual meat); a vintage mink-fur hat, a muskrat pelt, a ram's horn, and deer antlers from No Parking on Pike; a Bacon Lover's Ultimate Gift Pack from J&D's Foods (includes multiple flavors of Bacon Salt, one bag each of Regular and Cheddar BaconPOP, Bacon Lip Balm, Bacon-Flavored Mmmvelopes, one jar of Baconnaise, and J&D's Country Style Bacon Gravy Mix); and dinner for four at Smith (including two appetizers, four entrées, dessert, and two bottles of wine), plus YOUR OWN TAXIDERMIED PHEASANT. If that doesn't get you hate-fucked by the nubiles from PETA, nothing will!
Closed at $407.50
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