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Throw Me the Statue Play a Private PartyHoly shit! Throw Me the Statue, the best young pop band in Seattle, with the&hellip »
Closed at $710.00
Truckasauras Play a Private PartyThe lo-fi techno rockers are known for bringing more than just music to a party.&hellip »
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So You Wanna Be a Rock StarYeah? Who fucking doesn’t? Well, here’s your chance, Lenny Kravitz! First of all, a complete&hellip »
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Baron of BumbershootThe only drawback to attending Bumbershoot is the crushing mass of humanity. But this package&hellip »
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Signor of Sasquatch!Surf through all three days of the Northwest’s awesomest music fest on a wave of&hellip »
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Queen of ClubsHow better to show your newfound patriotism than by gathering with your fellow citizens to&hellip »
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Emerald City Soul Club PackagesSeattle’s funnest and hottest and unsnootiest dance night can be your personal party for a&hellip »
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King of the Block PartyBe the envy of your friends and enemies at Capitol Hill’s premier music bacchanalia, with&hellip »
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Magistrate of Local MusicBroadcast your local-music knowledge/passion/attitude over the airwaves when you get to cohost the Locals Only&hellip »
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Suicide Squeeze Records PackageA whole bunch of supersweet, one-of-a-kind merch from Suicide Squeeze Records, including: framed original artwork&hellip »
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So You Like to Observe the Ghostland?What are you doing for New Year’s Eve? How about taking nine of your closest&hellip »
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Cooking Class with TilsonTilson, the smooth-talkin’ ladies’ man from the Saturday Knights, takes you to a class you’ll&hellip »
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Record Shopping with Dave SegalThanks to an inept moving company, Dave Segal has literally lost more records than you&hellip »
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Calvin Johnson Makes You a MixtapeDJ Selector Dub Narcotic makes you a C-90 of dancehall, soul, punk, pop, garage, blues,&hellip »
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Chutes and Ladders Too NarrowA game of Chutes and Ladders signed by the Shins! PRECIOUS! OPENING BID: $1.99!&hellip »
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Scientific American Does a Scientifically Patriotic Remix of Your Song!Superstar Seattle producer Scientific American will deploy his skills of mass.dstrction all over the track&hellip »
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The Hold Steady FanIn addition to a large the Hold Steady T-shirt, this package comes with a kick&hellip »
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Against Me! Fan KitA few special surprises for the Against Me! fan on your Kwanzaa list, including a&hellip »
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20th-Century-Music Fan Fun-Pack!Once upon a time, music was pressed onto records, and sometimes these records won Grammys!&hellip »
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21st-Century-Music Fan Fun-Pack!Of course, these days, all music is made and enjoyed by hyperintelligent robots. Step into&hellip »
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Tori Amos Is the Sun, the Moon, and the StarsFor the Amos diehard on your list, a couple of box sets—The Original Bootlegs CD&hellip »
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Patriotic Sex Pack!This year’s presidential election ushered in the first president and first first lady worth wanking&hellip »
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So You Wanna Be a HUMP! StarThe winner of this pack receives the filming and editing skills of none other than&hellip »
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Bound to PleaseThe ultimate bundle for that kinky someone on your list! Includes $100 to spend at&hellip »
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Hot 'n' HairlessHere are three steps to a hotter you: First, get a $100 gift certificate to&hellip »
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The Sensual VeganChurn someone’s bean curd with this $50 gift certificate to Thesensualvegan.com, plus a special gift!&hellip »
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Don't Ask, Don't TellWe won’t ask what you want with this inflatable sumo suit, or this giant whoopee-cushion&hellip »
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Our Strangercrombie Models' Unwashed UnderwearJohn and Joe, the steaming hunks gracing this year’s Strangercrombie Flesh Parade™ have generously donated&hellip »
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Thirty Is DirtyThere are so many uses for 30 brightly colored souvenirs commemorating that College movie that&hellip »
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Birth ControlGive a woman in your life a gift from Aurora Medical Services. Want to prevent&hellip »
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Getting Over the RepublicansAfter years of Republican regime-building and page-fucking, it’s finally safe to be a Democrat again.&hellip »
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Savin' Myself for Jesus Fun-Pack!There's no shame in saving yourself for Jesus. Do it in style with this chastity-enhancing&hellip »
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Prettified PackageGet your fine self even more prettified, starting with a cut and color at Seven&hellip »
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Roll On, Columbia: HisLook your Northwestiest with an Evergreen parka and a water-resistant McVay car coat (both size&hellip »
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Roll On, Columbia: HersStay cute and dry in the Rogue parka and Raising Kain softshell from Columbia Sportswear,&hellip »
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Too Cute for Your Own GoodNot that you need it, but who could say no to a monthly haircut and&hellip »
Closed at $515.00
So You Like to Hit ThingsHey, tough cookie! Get in prime fighting shape—a left hook mean enough to split the&hellip »
Closed at $202.50
Poindexter PackageLike standardized tests? Of course you do, you big nerd. Bid on one prep course&hellip »
Closed at $480.00
Happy Birthday to You: Ride the Bull with the Editorial Staff of The Stranger!Ring in your personal new year with editorial staff of The Stranger, your 10 favorite&hellip »
Closed at $132.50
Be Savage Love's Guest ExpertPeek into the sex-soaked mailbag (ew) and answer one question for Savage over burgers at&hellip »
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Lonely at the TopHave you always wanted to look down on the world from high in the sky,&hellip »
Closed at $227.50
Shoe Shopping with Lindy West!Do you love shopping for shoes? Would you love it even more in the company&hellip »
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Chicks and GunsGuns are for girls! Every Tuesday is ladies’ night at Wade’s Gun Range in Bellevue,&hellip »
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Examine a Bar with Bar ExamJoin Bar Exam columnist Bethany Jean Clement (and a bodyguard of her choice) to have&hellip »
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Art Tour with Jen GravesGot questions about Edward Hopper? Want someone to explain the latest in contemporary art at&hellip »
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Showgirls with David SchmaderSince 2000, David Schmader has enchanted audiences across the country with his annotated live screening&hellip »
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Putting and Puffing with The Stranger Golf SquadPlay 18 herbally enhanced holes at Gold Mountain’s Olympic course with our tech wizards Anthony&hellip »
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Buy The Stranger's CoverPut whatever the hell you want on The Stranger’s cover for the January 22 issue.&hellip »
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Buy The Stranger's "Hot Box"We’ll put whatever you want in the “hot box”—that colorful burst of information in the&hellip »
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Buy Last DaysColumnist David Schmader will devote a week of Last Days to seven days of your&hellip »
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Buy a News StoryThe Stranger news writer of your choice will write a news piece on the subject&hellip »
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Buy a One-Page FeatureThe Stranger writer of your choice will write a one-page feature on the subject of&hellip »
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Fill One Page of The Stranger However You WantFill one full page of The Stranger’s January 22 issue however the hell you like.&hellip »
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Pick Stranger SuggestsFill all seven days of Stranger Suggests with your choices for the week of Thursday,&hellip »
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Buy a Book ReviewBooks editor Paul Constant will compose a complimentary review of the book of your choice&hellip »
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Buy an Art ReviewVisual-art editor Jen Graves will construct an enthusiastic critique of the art show of your&hellip »
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Buy a Theater ReviewArts editor Brendan Kiley will lavish praise over the production of your choice (or a&hellip »
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Buy a Music ProfilePick a music writer to pen a positive profile of the band/musical artist of your&hellip »
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Buy an Album ReviewBuy an enthusiastic review of the CD of your choice for The Stranger’s January 22&hellip »
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Buy Drunk of the WeekYou get to be The Stranger’s Drunk of the Week in the January 22 issue.&hellip »
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Buy Party CrasherYour party will seem like the best party in the history of the world when&hellip »
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Buy a Chow ReviewBethany Jean Clement will praise the restaurant of your choice (or write a glowing profile&hellip »
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Buy a Film ReviewLindy West will quit huffing computer duster long enough to write a complimentary review of&hellip »
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So You Wanna Be a WriterGet drunk and spanky and literary (and finally have something to write your novel about)&hellip »
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So You've Learned to ReadThis package for the bookish and reclusive includes two tickets to My Avatar in the&hellip »
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Seattle Art Museum Staycation!One of the weird downsides to living in a great city is the propensity to&hellip »
Closed at $550.99
The Theater NerdIncludes two tickets to any show at ACT in the 2009 main-stage season, two first-tier&hellip »
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Seattle's Best Designer, Working for YouCorianton Hale, of Sleep Op design, toiled and wept for years as the art director&hellip »
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Ballet Fetishist Fun Pack #1You and a guest are invited to Pacific Northwest Ballet to watch the 25th anniversary&hellip »
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Ballet Fetishist Fun Pack #2The dancers of Pacific Northwest Ballet have contributed one pair of used pointe shoes for&hellip »
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Chamber Music for You and a Fellow Chamber-Music AppreciatorThe notes! The silences! The small number of musicians! Enjoy it with a companion at&hellip »
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So You're Gayer Than Gaylord McGayersonThis 'motastic package includes one copy of the That's Entertainment!: The Ultimate Anthology of MGM&hellip »
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Film Lover's PackageWhat’s up, nerd! This spectacular package includes everything you need to lord your film knowledge&hellip »
Closed at $285.01
Experimental Film Lover's PackageLocal experimental director Jon Behrens will shower you with weirdness, giving you a signed copy&hellip »
Closed at $100.00
Filmmaker's PackageFor all you aspiring Coppolas and Farrellys and Costners, this package includes 10 admit-two passes&hellip »
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Canadian Film Snob #1Everybody knows American cinema is the best in the world, but those Canucks sure know&hellip »
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Canadian Film Snob #2Opening-night galas are great, but if you’re looking to get laid, closing parties are where&hellip »
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You Oughta Be in PicturesThe winner of this lucky package will get a guaranteed walk-on role in an upcoming&hellip »
Closed at $355.00
Comics Nerds (or, as They Like to Be Called, Graphic Novels Nerds)Start with a $100 gift certificate to Fantagraphics bookstore and gallery in sexy, sexy Georgetown,&hellip »
Closed at $420.10
Like a VirginThe Seattle artist K. D. Boze illustrates the story of you losing your virginity as&hellip »
Closed at $374.00
Sultan of SeattleGet out of the house with this HUGE PACKAGE of the best our fair city&hellip »
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Governor of GeorgetownLast year, the Georgetown Music Festival featured bands including Speaker Speaker, the Lashes, Skeletons with&hellip »
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Friar of FremontDoes your bicycle need some professional help? Wright Brothers Cycle Works will do up to&hellip »
Closed at $152.50
The Bigamist of BallardYou’ll finally show all those uppity Scandinavians who’s boss with this collection of great nights&hellip »
Closed at $345.00
Downtown DroneCheer up the sad-sack office worker in your life with this parade of diversions: a&hellip »
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Belltown Big ShotBegin your reign with a private happy hour for 10 at classy Rob Roy, then&hellip »
Closed at $275.89
Prince of Pike Place MarketPike Place Market is the beating, grubby, hobo-studded heart of Seattle. Wander around its clogged&hellip »
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The First Dude of North SeattleYou get one pint of something delicious to drink every day for a year at&hellip »
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West Seattle SecretPeople go apeshit about the mac ’n’ cheese at West 5 restaurant in West Seattle.&hellip »
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Sexy, Sexy Sushi PackageTwo tickets to a Babeland workshop of your choice equip you and a sexy, sexy&hellip »
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Tout de Suite, Baby!Get tickets for two to the Frenchily named new cabaret Tout de Suite at the&hellip »
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All-American Fun for You Plus One at the GarageFrench restaurant? Pshaw! Wine bar? Fuck that! The date for you and your all-American cutie&hellip »
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An Unbearably Cute Seattle Excursion with Drinks and SnacksThis excursion, already famous citywide for its nearly excruciatingly high cute factor, begins by paddling&hellip »
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Your 101 Dalmatians-Style Valentine's DayPicture it: Valentine’s Day, you and your date at West Seattle’s Skylark Cafe & Club,&hellip »
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Dinner and a Movie and a Game About MoviesFirst: Dinner for two at Red Fin, known for swanky atmosphere and delicious sushi/pan-Asian cuisine.&hellip »
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Snow and SushiIt’s day-into-evening super-fun-time, starting with Seattle Ski Shuttle chauffeuring you and a friend to an&hellip »
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Central Cinema Three-WayDinner and a movie for two is totally passé—this one’s for the three of you.&hellip »
Closed at $167.50
So You're a Single Straight Man Who Likes to Hang Out in Pickup BarsDear dudey-dudes of Seattle: Can’t convince anyone to have sex with you? Maybe that’s because&hellip »
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Ethan Stowell Cooks for YouSeattle celebrity chef Ethan Stowell will cook dinner for you and five of your friends&hellip »
Closed at $660.00
Fancy FeastDinner for two at Woodinville’s legendary Herbfarm, where the tastiest Northwest ingredients are grown on&hellip »
Closed at $565.00
Bon Appetit, Sans VoyageLearn about foreign cookin’ ways while staying right here on good old American soil with&hellip »
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Unspeakably Delicious Brunch for 10 at MonsoonTake yourself and nine of your favorite people to Seattle’s best brunch at Capitol Hill’s&hellip »
Closed at $445.00
Cafe Presse and Le Pichet PartyBonsoir! Hoh-hoh-hohhh! It’s a Francophile fete for you and your seven favorite people at Cafe&hellip »
Closed at $570.00
Eatin' Out Queen AnneYou, whomever you like, dinner and drinks at Queen Anne’s longtime favorite dinner-and-drinkery the Paragon:&hellip »
Closed at $86.00
Eatin' Out Columbia CityYou, whomever you like, dinner and drinks at Columbia City’s cozy bar-’n’-cafe Lottie’s Lounge plus&hellip »
Closed at $105.50
Tapas 'n' BottomsHere’s the deal: Stuff your ass cheeks into hot panties. Then stuff your face cheeks&hellip »
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You Lucky DogThe Obamas aren’t the only people getting ready for a new best friend. The centerpiece&hellip »
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EmbeddedSleepier than Thomas Jefferson at the drafting of the Declaration of Independence? (That John Adams,&hellip »
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Enjoy Your ChairSit the fuck down, yo! Gussy up your living room like Martha Washington’s well-appointed parlor&hellip »
Closed at $355.00
Enjoy Your ChaiseTake a load off, pilgrim! It’s a little-known historical falsehood that Thomas Jefferson was unable&hellip »
Closed at $510.00
The New Depression PackageDown and out thanks to the new economy? Reduced to wearing a barrel and cutting&hellip »
Closed at $355.00
Attention, Video-Game Nerds!There’s nothing more American than sitting on a couch and massacring faceless enemies. This package&hellip »
Closed at $260.00
Attention, Sports Nerds!There’s nothing wrong with a little good old-fashioned hero worship. Expand your collection with two&hellip »
Closed at $152.50
A Kathryn Rathke PortraitInimitable illustration superstar Kathryn Rathke—who’s been drawing famous people’s faces for The Stranger in distinctive&hellip »
Closed at $182.50
Narcissist PackageGot a band? A business? A message you want to send to the world? Dumb&hellip »
Closed at $760.00
Bridezilla Scrilla PackageAre you getting married sometime soon? (If not, do you happen to require a glamorous,&hellip »
Closed at $745.00
So You've Got a Naked Baby?Did you just have a baby? Did you forget to buy baby clothes? It happens&hellip »
Closed at $62.02
One-Stop Christmas ShoppingTime is money, so why not let Strangercrombie do your shopping for you? From Archie&hellip »
Closed at $197.50
So You're a Shut-InLeaving the house is totally overrated, and this agoraphobia-enhancing fun-pack will put any shut-in in&hellip »
Closed at $281.00
Dungeons & Dragons NerdLet’s be honest—D&D is not cool again. It will never be cool again. But America&hellip »
Closed at $285.00
For the Person Who Has EverythingWhat do you get the person who has everything? Easy! Three sets of invisible cards&hellip »
Closed at $150.00
Hot WheelsWe’ve got your scooter right here! It’s a Genuine Buddy 50cc from Ducati Seattle, perfect&hellip »
Closed at $1725.00
From Washington to Washington, with LoveFew things are prettier than a Barack Obama–led Washington, D.C., in the springtime, so take&hellip »
Closed at $1725.00
B'wana Go to Africa?Be a citizen of the world with this African safari for two. That’s six days&hellip »
Closed at $2100.00
Follow the Herd to PortlandYou know how everyone’s complaining about how all the smart, talented Seattleites are moving to&hellip »
Closed at $383.97
Hopping to Snoqualmie BreweryLove beer? Hate DUIs? This is the package for you! You and your three favorite&hellip »
Closed at $470.00
Rock 'n' Rollergirl Birthday SurpriseHometown honeys the Rat City Rollergirls have been body-slamming their way into our hearts since&hellip »
Closed at $435.00
Cafe Metropolitain Party #1Cafe Metropolitain opens its doors for a private party in the VIP Redroom. You and&hellip »
Closed at $91.00
Cafe Metropolitain Party #2Cafe Metropolitain opens its doors for a private party in the VIP Redroom. You and&hellip »
Closed at $86.00
Neumos PartyThis package includes an exclusive party in the Neumos mezzanine for you and 75 friends&hellip »
Closed at $250.00
Sgt. Rigsby & His Amazing SilhouettesThe absolute super-duper fucking genius behind Sgt. Rigsby & His Amazing Silhouettes will create a&hellip »
Closed at $255.00
Sole Repair PartyYou and all the hot ladies and hunks in your orbit can party like crazy&hellip »
Closed at $737.00
Party at The SaintThrow a cocktail party for yourself and 19 friends at the Saint, Capitol Hill’s fancy,&hellip »
Closed at $220.00
Sunset Tavern PartyRound up the herd and head to Ballard’s most kickass dive, the Sunset Tavern, for&hellip »
Closed at $511.00
War Room PartyOkay. It’s party time. Where are you going to party? Are you going to party&hellip »
Closed at $285.00
Capitol Club PartyEnjoy a happy-hour cocktail party at the Capitol Club for 25 lucky guests, including two&hellip »
Closed at $244.71
The Stranger Distro Team Fixes Up Your ParkThe dozen strapping boys and girls of The Stranger’s distribution team will grunt and sweat&hellip »
Closed at $201.50
The Year of Living StrangerouslyCelebrate the New America with VIP passes to every Stranger event (the Valentine’s Bash, the&hellip »
Closed at $338.00
Ladies of Slog CalendarTurn the page each month with the dazzling Ladies of Slog, 12 months of Slog’s&hellip »
Closed at $46.00
Gentlemen of Slog CalendarAnd you thought you’d never get to see Mr. Poe engaged in, um, Bible study&hellip »
Closed at $43.00
PWRFL Power Writes a Song Just for YouIs there anything better than expressing yourself through song? Well, if you’re not too handy&hellip »
Closed at $151.00
Dina Martina Superstar Fun-Pack!Seattle’s favorite songstress/raconteur/train wreck offers up this dazzling Dina Martina Superstar Fun-Pack, including a brand-new&hellip »
Closed at $54.25
Italian Food and Speed TheaterThe founder of 14/48—the “world’s quickest theater festival” (in which playwrights, actors, and directors have&hellip »
Closed at $227.50
Stephen Colbert's Autograph in Stephen Colbert's BookComedy Central’s truthiest demagogue will pick up a pen, touch dark ink to white paper,&hellip »
Closed at $102.50
Sears Portraits by SuttonBeresCullerSuttonBeresCuller, the trio who won a Stranger Genius Award in 2005—and the nationally prestigious Creative&hellip »
Closed at $112.50
Give the Gift of HealthAmerica is great, but our health-care system is screwed—so why not give an artist, an&hellip »
Closed at $610.00
The Compleat McSweeney'sEvery issue of McSweeney’s from the first issue to the present, courtesy of a generous&hellip »
Closed at $560.00
Stranger Singles Love-Life Coach!Over her past half-decade wrangling The Stranger dating sites Lovelab and Lustlab, Stranger Love Queen&hellip »
Closed at $382.77
Miss Mamie Lavona the Exotica Mulatta and Her White-Boy Band Play Your PartyThe sultry Miss Mamie Lavona and her backup band of good-time honkies are pure Americana—syncopated&hellip »
Closed at $228.50
Words and WineWine unlocks the tongue, they say—and occasionally the pants. Bid on two tickets to any&hellip »
Closed at $206.81
Turn Your Love Light OnImpress your guests with this fine table lamp from local lighting designer Flux Incorporated. This&hellip »
Closed at $91.01
Wines of the World at Columbia City's VerveParticipate in the fine American tradition of gentrification with a four-course dinner for four with&hellip »
Closed at $223.02
Pizza GluttonStuff your pie hole with one extra-large pizza per month for a year from Sodo&hellip »
Closed at $445.00
Killer Tattoo PackageThis package includes a $200 tattoo—state bird of your choice?—from Slave to the Needle. Plus,&hellip »
Closed at $415.00
Commemorating 2008In future decades, you’ll look back fondly on 2008—and you’ll want all the goodies in&hellip »
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30 Seconds of Christmassy Genius!Fancy, award-winning writers/directors/animators Tony Mullen and Rob Cunningham (creators of the delicately crafted, comically pitch-perfect&hellip »
Closed at $51.00
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