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Bad Euphemism, Good Food

The Search for Seattle's Best Fish Taco

Bad Euphemism, Good Food

Jack Hornady

My first encounter with the dish at the center of this investigation—tacos pescados, a lovely Spanish phrase demoted in English to the snickerworthy "fish taco"—occurred on a night I'll never forget: November 4, 2008. While making my way from the election-night party at Tini Bigs to the one at the downtown Westin—soon after Pennsylvania was called for Obama, with Ohio on the horizon—I realized the type of drinking the night demanded required some food. I ventured into Flying Fish, where there were no TVs, no wireless connection, and little acknowledgement of the sea change under way in the nation. Instead, I found a nice Tuesday-night crowd, seats still available for walk-ins, and a platter of grilled fish tacos so good and satisfying they rank as one of the highlights of a night that would prove to be one monolithic highlight.

Some context: I am not a lifelong fish eater. After 20 years of ovo-lacto vegetarianism, I started eating seafood a couple of years ago and discovered that well-cooked fish (or, as PETA is currently calling it, sea kitten) was what the best tofu aspired to be. I still have little affinity for most seafood—the wet, the shelled, the fishy—but I am a freshly minted connoisseur of a particular brand of whitefish: thoroughly cooked, on the drier side of moist, and thoroughly, wonderfully mellow. The fish at the center of Flying Fish's grilled fish tacos platter ($19.95 small/$24.95 large, both meant to be shared) is a perfect model of the form, served in inch-wide cubes charred deliciously in spots, with crispy outer streaks covering tender inner streaks—all of the perfectly firm flakiness that fuels those tofu-apotheosis rhapsodies. Accompanying the fish are two well-selected garnishes (tangy charred-tomato salsa, cool and creamy guacamole) and, most importantly, handmade corn tortillas.

More context: I was born and raised in El Paso, Texas, where I learned to love New Mexico–style Mexican food and hate corn tortillas. Maybe it was my unsophisticated palate, but as a kid, corn tortillas were the sickly cousins of far-superior flour tortillas and seemingly designed to be as rough and flavorless as possible. If flour tortillas were chocolate, corn tortillas were carob. But all my corn-tortilla biases were upended by the tortillas on the Flying Fish taco platter, which came from a different galaxy than the thin, bland sandpaper discs I learned to dread as a kid. The Flying Fish's corn tortillas, with their moist thickness and near-sponginess, were closer in texture to an Ethiopian flat bread. (I might've credited the whole thing to a usually successful yuppie-fusion experiment if I hadn't encountered an almost identical tortilla at another restaurant—Broadway's short-lived El Tajin, an authentic Mexican joint whose homemade corn tortillas I ate once and never forgot.) The right corn tortilla—substantial, quietly flavorful—is a beautiful thing. Live and learn!

My guy Jake shared both the platter and my love for the platter on election night, and he urged immediate comparison with what he hailed as equally amazing fish tacos at La Carta de Oaxaca. Only recently did I follow through, sitting myself down in the stylish and charming Ballard Avenue room for a plate of halibut tacos (three for $10 at lunch). The good-sized chunks of grilled halibut came with nicely crispy bits drizzled in smoked-chipotle sauce, to be augmented at will with offerings from the self-serve salsa bar. (Among many other delights here: a perfectly contentious pico de gallo—the jalapeño kicking the ass of the onion, which takes out its anger on the tomato.)

But again, the most remarkable component of the meal was the corn tortillas, which trounced the dry beige punishments of my youth in an entirely different way than Flying Fish's meaty corn sponges. Instead, La Carta de Oaxaca offered up thin tortillas (made before your eyes behind the counter), flash-fried to chiplike crispiness around the edges while retaining a sturdy softness on the insides. In their own way, the La Carta de Oaxaca fish tacos were exactly as satisfying as those at Flying Fish, but the experience of eating at the latter easily trumped the experience of eating at the former. Flying Fish's build-'em-yourself fish tacos allow trial-and-error experimentation that brings you, leisurely, eventually, to your own ultimate fish taco. It's a goddamn revelation.

If you're now craving tacos pescados, but the economy's got you hurting, Taco Del Mar sells a perfectly good fish taco for $2. The whitefish is breaded and lightly fried (bad for healthiness, good for deliciousness) and laced with fresh cabbage, tomatoes, and salsa, as well as Taco Del Mar's signature mysterious white sauce (optional according to them, mandatory according to your mouth). It is cheap, and it is good. recommended

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FYI, Rosita's in Greenlake has delicious corn tortillas too.
Posted by astro on February 25, 2009 at 2:32 PM · Report
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Beacon Hill's La Benedicion, Oaxacan grocery, sells fresh corn tortillas made in the back. On Beacon Avenue across from the Red Apple.
Posted by ame on February 25, 2009 at 3:01 PM · Report
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The fish tacos at Agua Verde. Not authentic, but damned delish. It's the avocado aioli.
Posted by Glasses on February 26, 2009 at 12:42 AM · Report
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You can't really Mexican places, usuall filthy, they generally spit in your food if you don't speak Spanglish. Taco Bell is about as far South as I'll go because they usually have white guys working there.
Posted by Kip Schoning on February 26, 2009 at 8:49 AM · Report
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David??, I can't believe you missed the best fish tacos on Capital Hill! El Gallito on Madison & 20th.
Posted by el gourmand on February 26, 2009 at 12:59 PM · Report
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There is no such thing as a good fish taco.
Posted by kitschnsync on February 26, 2009 at 2:50 PM · Report
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Kip, yer fucked, paranoid, or deserving of spit in your food.
But to the point, someone who doesn't like fish and has been eating fish tacos for 4 months shouldn't be writing this review. Taco Del Mar is dog shit. Two words: steamed tortillas. And "tacos pescados" is plural ("fish tacos"), and is not particularly lovely a phrase.
Posted by Terrence Talcum on February 26, 2009 at 4:17 PM · Report
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I'm with Terrence on this one. David, I love Last Days, but the food reviews seem to be lacking in depth a little bit. Reviewing fish tacos when you don't like fish seems problematic to me.

And just how dry/moist is the "drier side of moist?"
Posted by food concerned citizen on February 27, 2009 at 2:12 AM · Report
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I had a fish taco once. And then I gave her to all my buddies.
Posted by Kip Schoning on February 27, 2009 at 2:08 PM · Report
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In defense of Mr. Schmader, he probably didn't write the headline for this piece, so it likely isn't his fault that it says it is about Seattle's best fish taco. Whoever wrote the headline should have said it was about discovering fish tacos... my husband is a writer, and editors are forever putting misleading headlines on his articles which then causes him to get angry letters.
Posted by northern flicker on February 27, 2009 at 3:19 PM · Report
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Agreeing with Terrence and Food? Not usually my role, but also gotta agree. First off, TDM fish tacos are as good as anything else from TDM - shitty pseudo-mex. They are palatable, but have no place in a review (a positive one anyway). Eating fish for 4 months doesn't disqualify you but it doesn't recommend you for this job either. Fish shouldn't be fishy, but most white fish has little to no flavor. Cooking it properly (moist and flaky is ok. Dry or well-done is herasy) is extremely important. Coming from Southern California I have a hard time recommending any other than Agua Verde. I love Seattle, but it's not the place for mexican food.
Posted by kap0w on February 28, 2009 at 9:47 AM · Report
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yes indeed. my ex wife had a taco that turned fish then dead moose!
Posted by boomboom on February 28, 2009 at 9:59 PM · Report
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Best fish tacos are at Columbia City Ale house.
Posted by andrew on March 1, 2009 at 1:46 AM · Report
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we decided to be adventurous and try this list of alleged delicious mexican food and set out to do so today.
closed. closed. closed.
all of them..
we ended up at taco bell.
it was delicous.
Posted by unimpressed on March 1, 2009 at 9:35 PM · Report
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I like the fish tacos (and not much else) at Chinooks.
Posted by mt on March 2, 2009 at 12:12 PM · Report
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Taco del Mar's fish tacos deserve mention only in that they are the only edible thing there. (How can rice and beans go so wrong?!)

Mmm, now I'm craving Oaxaca's pico. So damn good.
Posted by leek on March 2, 2009 at 12:53 PM · Report
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Blue Water Bistro in Lower Queen Anne has good fish tacos. Tacos Guaymas in Fremont isn't bad either.

La Carta de Oaxaca has good fish tacos, but you are wasting an opportunity to eat perfect pork if you order fish tacos there. Instead, get their Tacos al Pastor or Mole Negro de Oaxqueño, which are both vastly superior choices.
Posted by Mahtli69 on March 2, 2009 at 1:03 PM · Report
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Dammit, comment vanished. I was saying that Taco del Mar's fish tacos deserve comment if only because they're the only edible thing on the menu. (How can rice and beans go so wrong?!)

Furthermore, La Carta de Oaxaca's pico de gallo is god.
Posted by leek on March 2, 2009 at 1:05 PM · Report
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ARRRRGH vanishing and reappearing comments!!
Posted by leek on March 2, 2009 at 1:06 PM · Report
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Oops ... I meant Blue Water Tacos in LQA, not Blue Water Bistro.
Posted by Mahtli69 on March 2, 2009 at 1:45 PM · Report
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Agua Verde's have been the best I've tasted, while dining out. The best fish tacos in town are made in my own kitchen.
Posted by missiv on March 2, 2009 at 2:01 PM · Report
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For tast Fish Tacos, don't forget Roy's BB! - Columbia City and Baja Bistro - Beacon Hill
Posted by hank on March 2, 2009 at 2:02 PM · Report
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ahi tacos at elliott bay are pretty delicious, i was pretty obsessed with them in my brief foray into pescatarianism.

i mean, not genuine, of course, but so good!
Posted by Sarah on March 2, 2009 at 2:22 PM · Report
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ha, to specify: brewery, not books. doy.
Posted by Sarah on March 2, 2009 at 2:23 PM · Report
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I followed Emily Hall's 2004 review from this very paper to Malena's on Queen Anne. Mmm-mmm, good.
Posted by Apocalypse Tom on March 2, 2009 at 2:57 PM · Report
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Taco Del Mar's fish tacos are lame at best. It is a fucking FISH STICK in a taco. Barf.
La Carta is overrated.
I am no longer a fan of Gordito's (not previously mentioned here) as, over the years their food has morphed so that there seems to one pot in the back containing "filling" which is then packaged into burritos, tacos, enchiladas, etc. In other words, it's pretty much all the same. Blah. Their fish taco, however, is quite good, the only thing they serve that doesn't seem to come out of that pot. At least, last time I checked this was the case.
Posted by Bella on March 2, 2009 at 5:11 PM · Report
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Since Sloggers won't go to a place like Mukilteo without a reason, here's your reason: Tin Fish. You get to actually choose what kind of fish you get and whether grilled/fried. If you're ever stuck in I-5 traffic (in either direction), make a detour.
Posted by The Bizness on March 2, 2009 at 7:37 PM · Report
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taco del mars fish tacos are fucking nasty and gave me food poisoning.

fail.
Posted by e coli on March 2, 2009 at 8:31 PM · Report
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You can't talk about fish tacos in Seattle without mentioning Melena's Taco Shop on Queen Anne. How or why the fish tacos taste like they are bacon wrapped is a mystery - a wonderful, magical mystery.
Posted by Muadib on March 3, 2009 at 10:50 AM · Report
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The fish tacos at Chinook's are indeed good, as are their fish & chips. They can also be found at the Anthony's stand in Sea-Tac Airport, and surprisingly the quality is just as good. Bonus: the time it takes for a checked bag to show up at the baggage claim is the same time it takes to stop at the Anthony's stand and grab a quick bite.
Posted by Explorer on March 3, 2009 at 11:44 AM · Report
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Not really Seattle, but within vicinity- Matts' Rotisserie & Oyster Lounge in redmond.
Amazing Halibut and salmon tacos....
Posted by nomoretequila on March 5, 2009 at 1:24 AM · Report
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I agree with Terrence also...about Kip (burn in hell), Taco Del Mar (disgusting), and the fact that a newbie fish eater shouldn't be writing this review. The fish taco is an important and delectable dish. It is definitely deserving of a more in depth exploration!
Posted by lisa on March 6, 2009 at 11:43 AM · Report
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Tenoch in Pioneer Square/the ID! Have lunch there and you'll be ruined for any other fish tacos.
Posted by melinda on March 6, 2009 at 5:16 PM · Report
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Great review. How about one for fish sandwiches? Which place has the best in your opinion? The national chains like McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, Jack In The Box, Carl's Jr and Dairy Queen. Or the local places like Ivar's, Kidd Valley and Pike Street Fish Fry. Thanks!
Posted by comikaze on March 11, 2009 at 3:17 PM · Report
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Is there not enough Mexicans around so that you can say fish tacos right? its tacos de pescado, otherwise it makes no sense. And really that one guy does deserve some spit in his food, and I'm sure he gets a side of it often.
Posted by Carly on March 17, 2009 at 11:23 AM · Report
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I have noticed a lot of this in the various free papers around the country. There seems to be a wealth of reviews written by people that admit to not liking the thing they are reviewing. It happens in the movie reviews, the restaurant reviews, the music reviews, etc. Surely they can find someone more qualified to write up these reviews.
Posted by Michel on March 17, 2009 at 2:39 PM · Report
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Mama's in Belltown has the best fish tacos
Posted by vancouver girl on March 18, 2009 at 9:57 AM · Report
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For those of you who do not already know, Kip Schoning is just another balding unsuccessful middle aged loser spewing his bitterness over his failures out onto strangers. Schoning has lost 20 properties in bank auctions in the past couple of months and has almost 40 more in foreclosure. He actually can't even afford to eat at Taco Bell. If his current downward spiral continues he might just have to move out of his fancy pants yuppie house and into one of the crap hole he rents... then he can call himself a lazy "bum". How funny would that be?

Kip, I heard you were hiding out in Mexico? Just a rumor? Where ever you are I hope someone SHITS in your food on a daily basis and you get a bad case of dysentery. Amebic or bacillary, it doesn't matter which, as long as you bleed out of your ignorant lily white asshole.

Posted by mango tango on April 1, 2009 at 11:54 PM · Report
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Report as off-topic, spam, false, or abusive.
Listen to Kip, he know everything!

Read more about Kip Schoning, a ledgend in his own mind. Google him! It will be fun! There are at least 4 pages of hits (all good reads). Then come back here to vote. Is he in a position to review anything?
Posted by misty on April 2, 2009 at 11:36 PM · Report

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