(to be sung to the tune of "Blame Canada!"
from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut)
New lyrics by Tom Orr

Y2K!
The history books will note,
this was the year Americans lost the power of the vote!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the newspapers and TV?

No!
Blame Florida! Blame Florida!
With their "dimples" and "hanging chad"
and their machines that couldn't add.
Blame Florida! Blame Florida!
They make my stomach somersault.
It's Florida's fault!

Don't blame Bush!
Or how he talks.
Who cares if he is not the sharpest pencil in the box?
And please don't blame Al Gore!
He's innocent as can be,
if you ignore that he couldn't even win Tennessee!

No!
Blame Florida! Blame Florida!
A spider never spun a web
like that clever Governor Jeb.
Blame Florida! Blame Florida!
And all those pesky absentees
from overseas!

No one could've guessed that,
after five weeks of delays,
we'd end up with a leader
who hates women, Jews, and gays.
Should we blame the lawyers?
Should we blame the press?
Or the Christian Right that got us all in this mess?

Heck no!
Blame Florida! Blame Florida!
With all their votes in a Ryder truck,
and Ralph Nader, what a schmuck!
Blame Florida! Shame on Florida!
We will start a boycott:
No juice or grapefruit!
No Epcot and no Disney World to boot!
We'll bomb the state! We'll start a war!
Before it happens again in 2004!