SEX AND ROMANCE
Le Romance Package
Woo your favorite boy or girl with this fantastically romantic bundle of goodies, including a gift certificate to Cafe Campagne, a serenade en français courtesy of the French Project’s Erin Jorgensen, a dozen roses from Fiori Floral, a passion-themed basket of food and beauty items from PCC (plus a lifetime membership), and a mood-setting collection of eight Tony Bennett CDs. Finish the evening by delving into a Sex Toys 101 basket courtesy of Babeland, including oils, massage candles, vibrators, lubes, and other slick treats. A $725 value—not counting the priceless feeling of buying your way into someone’s heart! Opening bid: $1.99!
Please your thrill-seeking lover with a one-day Harley rental from the Cycle Barn (for licensed riders only) and a four-course dinner for two at Garage, plus one and a half hours of free bowling or billiards. A $251 value—if you can put a price on such pleasures. Opening bid: $1.99!
Like a Tupperware party, but with sex toys! The professionals at Babeland, Seattle’s favorite sex-toy emporium, give an hour-long presentation on sex tips, toys, and techniques, featuring the party presenters’ favorite oils, books, and vibrators. A $150 value! Opening bid: $1.99!
Take your first steps down the road to domination perdition with The Stranger’s own Mistress Matisse as your guide. This package includes a one-hour couple’s session from Matisse and a More Than Just Curious kit from Twisted Monk, including six lengths of rope (15 to 30 feet long, six to eight millimeters wide) and a pair of EMT safety shears! Plus two submissive collars, courtesy of Axovus and A Life Less Lived, a three-CD/one-DVD gothic box set (featuring the Cure, Nick Cave, et al.), which comes trussed in its own leather corset! Valued at $750! Opening bid: $1.99!
Help your favorite fella take his first steps toward cross-dressing with a sexy, sturdy, useful Utilikilt, invented and produced right here in Seattle. Also good for Scottish construction workers! This is a gift certificate for $195, so you can choose the style and color that best suits your guy. Opening bid: $1.99!
Thrill the joyless liberal in your life with this politically progressive gift explosion, including a one-year subscription to the postfeminist glossy Bust magazine, the complete ?rst season of the ACLU Freedom Files on DVD (plus an ACLU T-shirt), a romance-themed gift basket and lifetime membership from PCC, and two tickets to Meet the Wilsons: An Evening with Joe and Valerie (March 11 at the Paramount). Plus, a complete STD screening at Aurora Medical Services! Valued at $337! Opening bid: $1.99!