Kelly O

You know what, Panda Man's mom? You're not the boss of him anymore! If he wants to hit the dance floor with a rum and Coke, wearing skintight neon-green panty hose with some even tighter tighty-whities pulled over the top, THAT'S WHAT PANDA MAN'S GONNA DO!!! He's gonna dance, and probably drink too much, and then dance some more. AND YOU CAN'T STOP HIM. Panda Man is a MAN now, okay? Leave him alone—he's just having a little fun. recommended