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What About the Children?!?

Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

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Look at these two little munchkins, Leo and Olive. Where are they supposed to go party on Friday nights now that Piecora's Pizza is closing?!? I mean, they just want a little fun-corner, too—to get wild (with their parents). Piecora's was like a punk-rock Chuck E. Cheese's with cold beer (for their parents). What about THE CHILDREN, Capitol Hill? Read more about Piecora's closing here. recommended

 

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Godzilla1916 1
Fuck you too kid! There's probably GMO corn syrup in that beer anyway.
Posted by Godzilla1916 on April 9, 2014 at 9:13 AM · Report this
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Yes! I love this column. It's just begging to be a book. And the comment by Godzilla. Funny!
Posted by boses on April 9, 2014 at 10:10 AM · Report this
freesandbags 3
apparently the children have had enough. rock on kelly ooo. Oso Strong!
Posted by freesandbags on April 9, 2014 at 9:25 PM · Report this
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That little Olive is going to be a handful some day.
Posted by Richard G in PDX on April 10, 2014 at 11:53 AM · Report this
biffp 5
Olive is flipping you off. Awesome.
Posted by biffp on April 11, 2014 at 6:15 PM · Report this

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