Drunk of the Week
Never in my life have I witnessed so many surly, belligerent, and downright disagreeable drunks as I have in the past week. (I also saw an overturned Honey Bucket lying in the street, a smashed booze bottle on a church step, and a Kerry/Edwards banner dangling from the top of a tall tree.) When I found Mike getting plastered at Dante's in the U-District, he said he was working on beer "number 17." He then loudly explained he was going to drink one beer for every "genius" who voted for "George-dick-sucking-Bush."
Hey, 17 down, 59,054,07 to go! As Drunk of the Week, Mike will receive a Drunk of the Week T-shirt and 10 dollars to put toward more beer. KELLY O