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Drunk of the Week

Dear Travis, Owen, and ALL the Pizza Eaters...

Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

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...who competed in the first annual Seattle PizzaFest Semi-Pro Pizza Eating Contest this past Saturday at the Funhouse: THANK YOU FOR NOT BARFING.

It was late, people were deeeeee-runk, and if even ONE OF YOU would have barfed, it would have set off one of those grade-school-style chain reactions and everybody on that crowded patio would have barfed all over each other. Someone may have even drowned. So on top of commending you on your bravery, skill, and shirt-and-pants-less techniques, I thank you for not letting PizzaFest turn into PukeFest. Urp! recommended

 

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I'm 85 Years Old 1
Travis's tits look weird.
Posted by I'm 85 Years Old on August 4, 2010 at 1:43 PM · Report this
I'm 85 Years Old 2
fare thee well fellow traveler!
Posted by I'm 85 Years Old on August 4, 2010 at 1:45 PM · Report this
freesandbags 3
A picture is worth a 1,000 words. This one, only three.......I AM FULL.
Posted by freesandbags on August 4, 2010 at 7:51 PM · Report this
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Are those two pepperonis on his chest, or is he just full?
Posted by auntie grizelda on August 6, 2010 at 3:54 PM · Report this
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To the guy commenting on Travis's tits.....they look like pieces of balogna.
Posted by Auntie Roach on August 7, 2010 at 11:10 AM · Report this
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Thanks for sharing the slide show, Kelly O. SO glad I wasn't there!
Posted by Dingle Berries on August 8, 2010 at 12:09 PM · Report this
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Sure are a lot of unattractive hipsters in Seattle...
Posted by Billy Badly on August 9, 2010 at 8:18 AM · Report this
Travis Ritter 8
my tits are weird. luckily, i'm not a stripper
Posted by Travis Ritter http://nuglifer.wordpress.com on August 10, 2010 at 3:54 PM · Report this
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Travis! Being called Bologna Tits by #5 is a high honor.
It's Auntie Roach! http://bit.ly/5DeQVY
Posted by Kelly O on August 10, 2010 at 7:05 PM · Report this

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