Three Rules for Coming on My Girlfriend at the Porn Theater
First: She has a good idea what she's getting into, which means she plans to stay for at least a few minutes. The duration of her stay will be directly determined by the extent to which the erect-penis-toting men present in the theater allow her to enter with dignity, scan the room for a comfortable spot, and proceed to a seat. If you bum-rush her first step in the door like she's the first woman you've ever seen, the next thing you'll likely see is her back as she scampers out of your fantasy come true and back to the car.
Second: It's not dirty talk if your grasp of English is limited to the clinical terms. When you're getting a really first-rate look from three feet away of her slobbering on my cock, the phrase "Eat his semen" should not be your go-to term.
Third: I can't stress this enough—if you're going to come on her, you're going to come where she tells you. She likes come on her tits. Not her face, not her pussy, not her shoes. Maybe giving a girl a facial in a theater is your all-time fantasy? Not this girl. If you can't come where she tells you, go jack off in the corner.
That's it. Three rules. If you follow them, you'll probably see her there again.