Coke Adds Suck
Hey, guess what, cocaine? YOU ARE NOT INVITED THIS WEEKEND!!! You usually show up on Friday night and hang out pretty late—and if no one has seen you till Saturday, you'll definitely show up. On Sunday morning, everyone hates you! Don't you see that? If no one wants to hang out with you five days a week, why don't you get the hint? FUCK OFF!!! Do you wonder why no one calls you until 11:00 p.m.? It's because you suck and no one who is sober can deal with your hyper ass. The truth may sting, yayo, but you need to leave town for a while. Everyone is sick of you.