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Saturday February 13th
The 13th Annual VALENTINES BASH

with your malevolent host DAN SAVAGE.

Bring a token from a failed relationship and Dan will personally destroy it on stage in a sick, twisted way.
Purge yourself in a vicious display of violence and reckoning. To hell with love--kick those bitter memories to the curb!
$6 advance/$8 door
Neumos-- 925 E. Pike St.
Doors at 8/ Show at 9:30

If you bring a token and get it destroyed, will also receive a free Deathcake from Cupcake Royale! More details at their BLOG To win a pair of tickets, shoot us an email at promotions@thestranger.com with BASH in the subject line.


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Tickets on Sale NOW!
LOS CAMPESINOS!

TUESDAY, MAY 4th
Showbox at the Market
1426 1st Avenue
Doors at 8pm - 21+
$17.50 ADV / $20.00 DOS
at Ticketmaster

More Info:
shoeboxonline.com


Friday February 5th- 11th
AWESOME LAND: WOMEN OF DIRT

Featuring the bicycle stylings of Tammy Donahugh, Stephanie Nychka, Cierra Smith, Emily Johnston, Lisa Myklak, Jill Kintner, Leana Gerrard, Dawn Cashen, Katrina Strand, Kathy Pruitt, and Darcy Turenne, Awesome Land: Women Of Dirt is a unique look into the world of Downhill Racing, Dirt Jumping and Freeriding. This film looks through the eyes of the wondrous women that have helped grow the sport of Gravity Mountain Biking with their strength and courage. Other mountain bike films have overlooked these vibrant and dedicated women but no longer!

Awesome Land: Women Of Dirt celebrates the mountain bike while celebrating the women who love them. A beautiful and energetic film that opens a window into an awesome world.
7 and 9pm (8pm show only on Feb 5).

Watch the trailer and purchase tickets HERE

Send an email to promotions@thestranger.com with AWESOME LAND in the subject to win 2 free tickets to any weeknight show (M-Th)!


Tuesday, February 9th
FICTION IS STRANGER THAN TRUTH, TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION with Emily White

In this one night class, Emily White will talk about the line between fiction and nonfiction-the way both require imagination, research, voice, and transparency. As a writer who has crossed over the border between real and imaginary many times, White will share anecdotes about the way the subject of a long, reported magazine story eventually became a character in a novel, and the way the seeds of short stories grew into factual pieces of investigative journalism.

To buy tickets and see the 2010 schedule, visit www.826seattle.org/writelikeido

Tickets are $30 and all proceeds support the writing programs of 826 Seattle, find out more at www.826seattle.org

To win a ticket to this class, shoot us an email at promotions@thestranger.com with 826 in the subject line.


Thursday February 11th
Defriending Cancer

Comedian Todd Barry hosts a rare & unique variety show that will benefit The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society.
Well-known comedians from New York and Los Angeles will come together to perform at Seattle’s Moore Theater. The event, “Defriending Cancer,” is a variety show hosted by Todd Barry with special performances by the following incredibly famous stand-up comics: Neil Hamburger, Tim Heidecker (from Adult Swim’s “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!”), Natasha Leggero (a regular roundtable panelist on E!’s “Chelsea Lately”), Eugene Mirman (Sub Pop recording artist and the landlord on HBO’s “Flight of the Conchords”), and Tig Notaro (featured on Comedy Central Presents and The Sarah Silverman Program). There will also be an undoubtedly very wonderful musical performance by James Mercer (of The Shins).

The Moore Theatre
1932 Second Avenue
7:30pm
Tickets: $28 - $48
Purchase tickets online HERE.
For more information about this event visit stgpresents.org/.


Thursday February 11th
The Entrance Band

Special Guest: Lights
9:00pm
Chop Suey
$10.00 adv, $12.00 dos
To purchase tickets: www.ticketmaster.com

For more info, go to www.stgpresents.org

Win tickets to this show! Shoot us an email to promotions@thestranger.com with ENTRANCE in the subject line!


Thursday February 11th
BLITZ

Blitz is an art walk held on the second Thursday of every month on Capitol Hill. It showcases the neighborhoood's best visual, musical, literary and performing arts in an open house format.

Grab a map from any of the participating venues during the week leading up to the art walk or stop by Seattle Central Community College Plaza between 6 and 6:30 PM.

For more info, go to www.blitzcapitolhill.com


February 11th thru 14th
Break a Heart

Some of Seattle's most beloved choreographers band together in a love-themed cavalcade of dance conveniently scheduled around one of the most unfortunate holidays of the year. Featuring short works by Wade Madsen, Crispin Spaeth, Diana Cardiff, Kristina Dillard, ilvs strauss/Jody Kuehner, Sara Jinks and Juliet Waller Pruzan/Stephen Hando.

Special Valentine's Day Break A Heart Dance
On the Boards & The Stranger's online dating site LoveLab are teaming up to create a special Valentine's Day Dance on February 14th! This dance is for singles or couples, keep an eye out for special priced tickets via LoveLab! We will be raffling off two 3 month memberships to LoveLab as well as giving out a wonderful "Door Prize" to the first 50 to walk in the door (with a special coupon thanks to Cupcake Royale).
8pm
$18 general | $12 under 25
Info and tickets at ontheboards.org

To win a pair of tickets to this show, email us at promotions@thestranger.com with HEART in the subject line.


February 12th & 13th
THE PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Friday February 12th (21+) and
Saturday February 13th (All Ages)

Ticket Prices*: $20.00 ADV / DOS
Get your tickets at www.ticketmaster.com.

Ticket Prices*: $20.00 ADV / DOS


Friday, February 13th
SOUND OFF!

For the ninth year EMP|SFM hosts Sound Off!, the Northwest's largest underage battle of the bands competition for musicians 21 and under. The competition supports the local underage music scene by giving young artists from all different backgrounds a once in a lifetime opportunity to come together and play their original music in a great all-ages atmosphere.

A launching pad for musical careers, Sound Off! has enjoyed hosting many young up-and-coming bands over the years including Schoolyard Heroes, New Faces, The Lonely Forest, Dyme Def, The Lonely H, Sol, and Natalie Portman's Shaved Head.

This year's Semifinals will be held on February 13th, 20th, and 27th. Finals will be on Saturday March 6th.
See empsfm.org for more information.


Wednesday, February 19th
Gods and Monsters

The third event in the 2009-2010 Hugo Literary Series, featuring new writing from poets Linda Bierds and Terrance Hayes and New York Times bestselling novelist Garth Stein with new songs by literary-themed death metal band BloodHag.
7:30 p.m.
Richard Hugo House.
For more information, visit hugohouse.org.

To win a pair of tickets to this event, shoot us an email at promotions@thestranger.com with GODS&MONSTERS in the subject line.


January 15th thru February 21st
Speech & Debate

Stephen Karam's completely modern, hilarious and heartbreaking comedy Speech & Debate. An aspiring teen journalist, an awkward wannabe popstar, and the openly gay new kid in town all have secrets. The trio knows they'll never be popular, but maybe they could be famous-and shake the system while they're at it. They start an after-school speech and debate team, and the result is epic.

Order tickets by phone at 206-443-2222 toll free at 877-900-9285 or follow this link:
www.seattlerep.org/Tickets/?PROD=2564

Seattle Repertory Theatre is located at 155 Mercer St. in lower Queen Anne

To win a pair of tickets, shoot us an email at promotions@thestranger.com with SPEECH&DEBATE in the subject line.


Saturday, February 20th
Elect the Dead Symphony

Movie screening of “Elect the Dead Symphony” starring Serj Tankian of System of a Down!!!

On March 16th, 2009, Serj Tankian, a Grammy Award winner and one of rock’s most unconventional front men, took the stage at the majestic Auckland Town Hall in New Zealand with the Auckland Philharmonia Orchestra to perform a very special orchestral interpretation of his critically acclaimed debut solo album Elect the Dead. The dynamic one-off performance was recorded and filmed in HD by six cameras, and the dramatic result has been captured in Elect the Dead Symphony — a CD/DVD that will be released by Serjical Strike/Reprise Records on March 9, 2010.

Northwest Film Forum
11 pm
Buy tickets at www.nwfilmforum.org
More info at www.totalassault.com
Movie Trailer: www.youtube.com

To win a pair of tickets to this screening, shoot us an email at promotions@thestranger.com with ELECT THE DEAD in the subject line.


Saturday, February 20th
The 8th Annual HRC BOWLED and the BEAUTIFUL

HRC fundraiser at West Seattle Bowl - $35

Come support the fight for LGBT equality and celebrate the road traveled so far by bowling the night away with your friends. This annual event proves to be an exciting event with music, food and an available purchase bar throughout the evening, come and join the celebration.
With bowling, pizza, soda, and a year long HRC membership included in the price, you know its destined to be a fun and exciting evening.
Questions? Volunteer? Email: bowling@hrcseattle.org
Visit: www.hrcseattle.org/bowling.
Tickets: Purchase Here


Thursday, February 25th
Brazilian Mardi Gras
Carnaval 2010

As headliner for the Festival, Tempero do Brasil is proud to present, direct from Salvador da Bahia, the legendary Carnaval band TRIO ELÉTRICO ARMANDINHO, DODÔ & OSMAR !! Also playing: Café com Leite, Tudo Beleza, & DJ Irineu!!

Experience the rhythms, the warmth, and the thrills of Brazilian Carnaval right here in Seattle. Brazilian “Caipirinhas” will be on sale at the bar (21 and over). Vamos nessa! See you there!

DRAWINGS AND PRIZES for Best Costume, Best Dancer, and a romantic Dinner for Two at Tempero do Brasil Brazilian restaurant. Find some feathers to wear and come shake 'em!!

NEUMO’S, 925 East Pike Street
9:30 PM
Tickets: $25.00 general admission $30.00 at the door. On sale at
Neumos - www.neumos.com
TicketsWest - www.ticketswest.com

To win a pair of tickets, shoot us an email at promotions@thestranger.com with BRAZIL in the subject line.


Friday, February 26th
Vince Mira's Third Annual Johnny Cash Spectacular

Johnny Cash would've turned 78 on February 26. Come see Vince Mira and friends from Seattle's favorite bands sing the great songs of the Man In Black.

Mira and an assortment of vocalists including the Dusty 45s, Billy Joe Huels, Kirk Huffman of Kay Kay and His Weathered Underground, Marshall Scott Warner, Nick Streeter and Kerry Zettel of See Me River (and more) will take the stage at Neumos to honor one of this country's most enduring musical icons.

Neumos
7 p.m. doors
General Admission $15
21+
Advance tickets: www.ticketswest.com

To win a pair of tickets, shoot us an email at promotions@thestranger.com with MIRA CASH in the subject line.


Saturday, February 27th
Medeski, Martin & Wood

Jazz trio MMW draw influences from a number of different genres, from funk to hip hop, and their sound has been described as "avant-groove".

Tickets on sale now at The Showbox box office, Ticketmaster, or online at www.STGPresents.org

Showbox at the Market
1426 1st Ave
8 PM
$25

To win a pair of tickets, shoot us an email at promotions@thestranger.com with MMW in the subject line!


FRIDAY, MARCH 5th
SXSW Send Off Hootenanny! Sending Seattle's Best Down South with a Bang

VISQUEEN
HEY MARSEILLES
MASH HALL
FENCES


Neumos--925 E. Pike
$10/$12
Doors at 8pm

To win a pair of tickets, shoot us an email at promotions@thestranger.com with HOOTENANNY in the subject line.


Every Saturday Night!
FLUX

Starring the internationally recognized leaders of the cabaret nuvo movement, the Can Can Castaways. The color laden world of FLUX! introduces The Castaways all new characters, concoctions and creations of abstract creatures, robots and futuristic femme fatales! Symmetry and color engulf 4 lead characters in 4 chapters of outrageous sexiness, high-energy dance, acrobatics, martial arts, physical comedy and performance art. FLUX! is accompanied by a ground breaking soundtrack and a cast of all stars including Benihana, Faggedy Randy, Fiona Minx, Jonny Boy and Rainbow Fletcher (principal dancer and Choreographer).

For more information visit thecancan.com

To buy tickets go to www.brownpapertickets.com

To win a pair of tickets to this show, shoot us an email at promotions@thestranger.com with FLUX in the subject line!


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